Chica Chubb Suffering Frodo
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Registered: Apr
2002 Location: Riding out the storm with Frodo Posts:
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Originally posted by mel headstrong Ghyste
(and others who have thankfully been spared tastes of
Hostess Processed Dessert Food-like Objects), Ding Dongs are
a sort of pseudo-chocolate cake-like object. With
pseudo-chocolate frosting and pseudo-cream filling, if I can
remember from last time I ate one. Fortunately
my food cravings have not dropped to that level, though I
was eyeing some chocolate brownies today...
Great Eru, just reading this is making my
teeth hurt! Ding Dongs
are even sweeter than Cupcakes, if such a thing is
possible...
I once had a dental hygienist who was part
Galadriel, part Shelob, and part Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.
Back in the days of junk food indulgence ("Hi, I'm Chica. I'm
a Twinkieholic.") I'd be immobilized in the chair and she'd be
standing over me with various silvery sharp implements in her
hands saying things like, "There is NOTHING worse for your
gums than Hostess pastries, unless maybe it's a glazed
doughnut. And think about it. Why do these things have names
like TWINKIES, DING DONGS, and HO HO'S? Do you think maybe
they're trying to tell you that if you eat them, that is
what you are?"
Ho Ho's are the same chocolate
cake/white frosting/"surprise inside" concoction as Cupcakes
and Ding Dongs, only in a different configuration.
--Gross-out alert!--
Fast forward to fitness
class at the gym: "Have you ever been to a packing plant? They
take all the lard trimmed off the meat, fling it into huge
vats, add a boxcar-load of sugar, spin it around and mix it
until it's smooth and frothy--and that's the cream filling in
Hostess cupcakes!" Where's barfing smiley when you need
him?
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