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Taurendil
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I'm back, people! I agreee, this off topicness is kinda nice! Just thought I'd mention that in the middle of class today I was reading an article in Time and found myself daydreaming due to this quote: "....which apparently included many opportunities for frolicking on the beach." Fro-licking on the beach, eh? :swoon: THUD. Okay, off to catch up some more...

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stormyday
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Hey, cool ideas about Gyges v. Frodo!

half baked philosophy warning heard! WHOOOP! WHOOOOP! WHOOOP!

Although I read The Republic many years ago, I'm embarrassed to admit I don't remember anything like the story you describe.

:airhead:

Anyway, one thing, it doesn't sound like there was any downside to using the ring for Gyges. Whereas for poor Frodo, it couldn't protect him from the Wraiths, the nasssty Eye started bothering him, and Elrond said "DOOOOM" in a very annoying way.

Really, a better comparison might be Gyges v. Bilbo: Bilbo had no problems using the Ring...and did! But he did not use it for personal wealth or power.

Now, to me, this may have something to do with the ameloriating influence of a few centuries of civilization on Western thought. The idea that humans were basically good was more widespread, perhaps? At any rate, the Prof. presents an optimistic view of humanity, vs. the other view that humans will only do good if someone can 'see' them do it.

The Gyges story is also another way of saying "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." Which I actually think is sometimes true but not invariably. And, of course, Frodo is a prince among hobbits.

WHOOOP! WHOOOOP! WHOOOP!

AACK! I'm sinking! ...something lighter needed!!

In Mel's little poem, I would be a cupcake.

Whew!

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Spork
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Chica, that has to be one of the drop-dead nastiest, most disgusting things I have ever read! :barf:
Almost as gross as what my 9th grade health teacher told me was in hot dogs
Needless to say, haven't eaten one since!

You quoted me in your sig! Hurrah! *Spork does the Funky Chicken of Hurrah! Someone Thought I Said Something Clever Enough To Be Immortalized In A Sig!*

Holy Schneikes, Hewene! :swoon:

On a (slightly entertaining) sidenote, remember my comment to Ariel about "A Haremite with Pre-Rafaelite hair and heaving bosoms named Spork?" that incited the Name-Your-Boobies conversation? (Of which I am very proud )
Well, according to my linguistics professor, there's a name for that kind of thing -- Structural Ambiguity -- in fact, it's his major area of research. It's the same type of thing as the Mary Poppins joke about the man with the wooden leg named Smith

Things that make you go "Huh" indeed We now return you to your regularly scheduled swooning:





:swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

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"I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses. . . . I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death." -- Snape
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Professor: You do not stop reading 'til nightfall!
Merfy: Can I read the Republic?
Professor: You've already read it.
Merfy: I've read it, yes. But what about reading it again--did you know there are people on this planet who haven't read it?
*Prof looks annoyed and turns away*
Unnamed Grad Student Interlocutor #1: I don't think many folks care about Republic, Merfy.
Merfy: What about Apology? Cratylus? Euthyphro? Symposium? Phaedo? They care about them, don't they?
UGSI #1: I wouldn't count on it. *rolling eyes, muttering something like 'that girl is one of the five people in the world who wants to be a Platonist...'*

Note: I'm not making fun of anyone who hasn't read the thing, I'm completely making fun of myself.

With that pointless interlude out of the way...

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Merfy, you know, I don't think I've read any discussions of Frodo and Plato's Republic! Though with three lost or abandoned threads and counting, going through the same topics is good! And I don't know about everyone else, but I've decided to blame memory loss on all those times hitting my head when swooning. Or ducking to get in the door of Bag End.

I haven't read any Plato either. But it sounds like Plato and Tolkien have pretty different ideas about what motivates people to behave... like in Plato's world, if you are not being watched you will automatically behave badly. I don't know. Something about that bothers me. Tolkien's got plenty of characters who can't resist the lure of power, but there are others who have the ability to do pretty terrible things and don't, not because somebody out there is watching but because it's the right thing to do. (I'm thinking of Gandalf, for instance, and Aragorn, as well as Frodo and Sam dealing with the Ring.) I don't think Tolkien's characters behave because Eru's watching and will hurt them if they don't... Eru's a pretty hands-off diety (and Manwe only kicks into gear when Gandalf needs the Eagle Express).



I think I can relate everything to Plato (whether or not I should be proud of this...).

This is a mix of my thoughts and my professors' thoughts. Any errors in the train of thought are mine...I am nowhere near an expert on Plato--yet.

Plato via Socrates is a big believer in molding character via education---highly regulated education, including censorship, if necessary. The Republic has this Myth of the Metals which bascially breaks the populace up into three groups: gold, silver and bronze folks. His basic idea of justice that he ends up putting forth is that everyone knows his/her role and stays there (meaning the "bronze" folks have no chance to rule). Those who are out of place disrupt the order of things, and that is bad. There's a lot of predestination, and the rulers keep watch to make sure everyone is in their place. It is quite different from Tolkien's world.

The role of religion is a huge issue here...there's all sorts of arguments about just how pious Plato was. I was making the argument this morning that he had Socrates creating piety via the myths and using that piety as a control mechanism. Then there's the question of ferreting out the religious undertones of LoTR and carefully examining them. As mel points out, neither world is really carefully regulated by its most powerful diety (Eru or Zeus).

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Of course Frodo's method of receiving The Ring was important - if it wasn't Tolkien wouldn't have had both Gollum and Bilbo lie about it. It was fortunate that the ring came to just the right hobbit in the right way at exactly the right time. Mind you, ME was fortunate in all 3 of its Hobbit owners. Just think what little Gollum and Bilbo did with The Ring and then compare it with what Ted Sandyman or Lotho S-B would have got up to in the same position. [b]


Awesome point about Ted and Lotho!! Because my classmates were not familiar with Tolkien, I couldn't present the comparison of the Ringbearers (but esp. Frodo) with Gyges, so I instead argued somewhat along the following lines:
Elves had Rings of Power, but they were never corrupted. Elves knew the Valar.
Dwarves had Rings of Power, and though they were lost to Sauron, they were forcefully taken and the Dwarves were not corrupted. The Dwarves did not know the Valar in Valinor, but they were Children of Aule.
Humans never knew the Valar, and many were distrustful of them after the dealings with Melkor. The Men who bore Rings of Power fell to Sauron.
I posited that exposure to the gods, and the firm knowledge that there is life beyond the physical world (of M-E, in this case), made it easier to resist temptations. But THEN, I brought in:
the Hobbits, who have the least knowledge/relationship with the Valar, yet showed great resistance to the One Ring, a malevolent creation.

I presented humans and hobbits as two sides of a coin, but I think I may have been too hasty in my generalization---the examples that Ghyste provides in TS and LS-B make me think that I was. LOL

Frodo is obviously a special guy, and I have to admit that I hadn't thought about him from this POV.

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[b]I agree - I think the fact that Frodo did not take the Ring himself but rather it was thrust upon him makes his situation much different. He never wanted it, he was never tempted to use it for his own purposes (until Mt. Doom, of course). Yes, his race had a lot to do with it, as hobbits aren't by nature power-hungry, but even so he was unique among hobbits. I think of his insistence on mercy for Gollum, for Saruman, for the enemies at Bywater. All the other hobbits are ready to lay the smackdown on any enemies of the Shire, but Frodo seems to have a more global perspective - there's more to Middle-earth than just the Shire. And there are principles more important than just preserving the Shire. Frodo knew he could have used the Ring to save the Shire, but he knew there was much more at stake.

Okay, now I'm just blathering. Does any of this have anything to do with your question?



Yes, it does. I also think I have discounted how unique Frodo was even among hobbits in his resistance to the Ring. Your last couple of sentences remind me of Faramir. There really are a lot of ties between those two, aren't there?

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I think that Tolkien's Catholicism definitely informed the way the characters were created as he wrote them -- in that he believed that humans were inherently good (though flawed) -- Glaucon's take that someone with a ring bequeathing powers of invisibility would not be 'just' in his/her use of the ring, is not necessarily true, in Tolkien's world .... although we know that Bilbo used his ring to disappear when he saw Lobelia coming his way, as well as aiding in 'jailbreaks' etc.

It's clear that intent mattered to Tolkien; Gollum *took* the ring, as did Isildur (both after slaying the previous 'owner') whereas Bilbo did find the ring (although later discovered it was Gollum's, and accidentally used it to win the riddle game; he stole by omission rather than killing for the ring). Frodo's intent with the ring was very different; he acted as a steward for it, not putting it on but keeping it 'safe' until he had to take it out of the Shire.

The difference, IMO, is that Tolkien believed that while flawed, elves/men/hobbits although they would struggle, would know (if good) what to do with the ring -- that is, Gandalf and Galadriel though tempted, resist; Boromir strives to resist, and repents; even Gollum feels remorse (well, Smeagol does anyway ) ..... The different dynamic which is more overt in Tolkien's work is the siren call of the ring via the Power it would bequeath, which doesn't sound as pronounced in the excerpt from Republic.

I'm just amazed that you were sitting in a gradschool class with people who *have not read Tolkien*?!! That's actually pretty amazing in my experience anyway.



I was really sad that more people weren't familiar with LoTR...I think it would have been a cool avenue for discussion.

Bilbo is a fascinating case with the Ring. A lot of his actions with it fall in a grey area. I mean, of course he comes out shining in the end, and his actions just make it onto the edges of the grey area, but he's not like Frodo at all.

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I think your point is spot on, and feel it is one of the clearer messages in the books - consider how conflicted Tolks always made Bilbo feel about his method of acquisition? I always thought 'finders, keepers' myself, but Tolks made a very strong point of Bilbo's dilemma and conflict over the riddle game/finding of the ring. I think that the fact that Frodo was GIVEN the ring was frightfully important to Tolks and that fact may have been part of reason Frodo alone was the only one worthy enough to dispose of the thing the way it should have been.

But there is also the message that no matter how noble, or how worthy, there is a terrible price to be paid in war - even those who are deserving of greater may never get their just reward.



I hadn't thought of this in relation to war...I will ponder that further.

I also can't believe I never focused on the whole 'method of acquisition' thing before, since as you point out, it was obviously very important to JRRT. I mean, he makes a huge deal out of it at the Council...sigh...you'd think after reading the books so many times...oh well, that's why I love 'em, in the end!

Ariel, I will read your story very soon, I promise!

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Hewene
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quote:
originally posted by CindySilver:
um. blergh.
*big massive complete and utter swoon*
Should I take that as a yes? Nice to meet you, too Cindy!!!

Guess I must wander around. I, too, miss my avatar....

Goldie, wish I had something intelligent to add to the Republic discussion, but never read it. However, I have to remember Gandalf saying something about Bilbo not being permanently "damaged" by the ring because he had begun his ownership of the ring not in evil. Oh, here it is:

Pity? It was pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so. With Pity.

Of course, that mainly concerns how he got the ring, not used it, so maybe it's not as relevant as I thought, but it kept popping into my head....

Spork :swoon: !!!!! And does "Structural Ambiguity" refer to you posts, or your heaving bosoms?

Hewene

PS, elanorh, glad to be of "help". teehee

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Do you people realize you are discussing book characters and philosophy and stuff?!

This place so rocks.

Cindy, darlin', so nice to see your avatar again. Ah, old times...

Stormy, have I ever mentioned that you crack me up? Well you do.

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...and Elrond said "DOOOOM" in a very annoying way.
Oh the suffering our boy had to endure!

Hewene, you are an evil-doer! That pic just always decimates me. Geez louise...
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Spork ... does "Structural Ambiguity" refer to you posts, or your heaving bosoms?

Dude, she so got you again.

And to start off the discussion... I don't think mine are the least bit ambiguous, but they are somewhat asymmetrical.

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Dude, she so got you again.

Dammit!! %$*&)#$#!%%$#@%!(&*

Hah! I edited it to make it (hopefully) more clear! Hah!!



edit: Oh, fiiiiiine, Hewene, I edited it back :LOL:

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"I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses. . . . I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death." -- Snape
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Hah! I edited it to make it (hopefully) more clear! Hah!!
NO FAIR!!!!!!! ruin my joke, mumble, mumble....

edit: Spork

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Merfy, et al

I want so much to participate in this discussion but sometimes dropping out of HS really shows up. Why didn't I learn this stuff in college though?

Plato wrote the Republic.
Got it!

Frodo good, ring bad.
Okay, back to my comfort zone.


In fact, Frodo very, very good.

Cindy Silver, thanks for the RenFro.

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Hello to ((Merfy)) and (((Cindy, and Elfhunny, and Taure, and Cairi))), and who ever I forgot to mention!!

Gorby, Oh Gorby, I saw you at the DBI, come and get a cooookkkieeeee, no nuts..........

peace
ps: my boy kid chose to be FRODO for halloween, cannot find a costume, so i guess i have to order over the inet. (too untalented and lazy to sew one). there is a really cool sting sword with 'noises' that we saw on the inet, i think it swayed him a bit.
all boy kids love noisy weapons.

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I missed the bosom naming thing! What were they again?

I do remember telling Ele that Scylla and Charybodis might be cool names for mine, though. that was before I remembered who those characters were, though.

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Chica Chubb
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Merfy!! Philosophy major here! Yeah, we talked about philosophy on the old board once upon a time, and I was surprised: a lot of people seem to think that philosophers spend their day either 1) lying upon the daisies discoursing in novel phrases of their complicated state of mind (as Gilbert and Sullivan would put it); or 2) analyzing all the joy out of literature, music and art. Not so!

If my brain weren't fried from *ahem* recent uproars I might be a little sharper at discussing Plato right now. This is why I hate flapdoodles grumblegrumblegrumble. In any event, it has been awhile since I read Plato, but I've no objection to sharpening my axe, Gimli-like, once again, by rereading the dear old fellow. We also might discuss Augustus, Thomas Aquinas, and Boethius in regard to Tolkien's Catholic milieu.... Funtime!!! And then have Gladys, Pearl, and Elda weigh in on St. Teresa of Avila--yee haw!

***

You know, ladies, thinking back, I wonder if it weren't the boob discussion, in which I gleefully participated, that got our asses in hot water for the final time? Of course, I was never PM'd or notified that I'd done anything wrong Though I did wonder...

It culminated in the following amazing exchange--I wish I could remember the names of the posting parties, but I'm not going back there to look, even if it's still there--

(reconstructed)

Haremite #1: "Now we're naming our bosoms????"

Haremite #2 (This was Elda--she'd already told us her "names"): "Oooookaaaaay. Listen, this is how Tolkien wrote the early drafts of the end of LotR. This melodramatic thing happens, and then this other angsty melodramatic thing happens, and then Sam kills the Nazgul! It's just like fanfiction! Tolkien, the angst-maven! Tolkien, the fanboy!"

Haremite #3: "Then--could it be? Tolkien the Haremite?"

Haremite #4: "Not unless he wants to name his bosoms...."



Now, I can see how this sort of thing is just going to shock the thong underwear right off purists, prunewhips, and puritans. But I find it utterly sublime. Only in the Harem!

(((((Gabby irreverent hilarious broads)))))

p.s. Mine were "National" and "Geographic."

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NO FAIR!!!!! mumblemumble making jokes and deleting them so us slobs who had to catch up at WORK thankyouverymuch don't know what the jokes were mumbelmumble

Goldie, of course Frolijah Feeling Love is here. He has always been here. He will always be here.

Philosophy I remember only one thing from Plato's Republic:

The Cave Analogy

Plato stated that humans lived as if they were in a cave. The sunlight behind them made shadows of the people and the material goods that surrounded them, and cast the shadows on the wall in front. People just stared stupidly at the shadows on the wall. Plato believed that to be fully human we must get up, turn around, and get out of the cave. We should walk in the true sunlight, and look at and ponder upon the true things, the Forms, in their full beauty, rather than ruminate on their shadows.


The only reason I remember this is because a friend of mine said -- Waaaiiit a minute. People sitting and staring at a wall? Watching images cast onto the wall from a light behind them? Why, Plato invented the movie theatre! I can just imagine those poor slobs throwing chunks of the One Fruitcake at the wall.

Silly Plato. Everybody knows that when the movie is FotR, the Forms and the Light are inside the cave.

Rosie honey, oh, I've had a bad weekend too! Think Josh Think Josh Think Josh.

Over the past five days I wrote two papers, did hours of labwork, read and sadly had to delete 130 emails from you broads, agreed to go on a trip to Toronto on a whim, took the time be voluntarily slain by Josh Lucas (again), and figured out YIM chat (probably a bad idea -- even worse since I chose my handle without thinking -- erendisofcoekd. Yeah, you'll find yourself looking at it twice.)

BTW Josh Lucas is the actor who plays Jake Perry, a character from Sweet Home Alabama. O.M.E.

EDIT: You think it all was the Bosoms? Maybe it was Holy Heaven and the Elfstones! cue guitar lick

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Hi!

To Merfy's discussion: (disclamer: I did not read Plato, ever. And I managed to go up to the 4th year of graduate school without ever reading anything Tolkien - major "shame-on-me" )

A little note re: Frodo is special. Notice how Frodo is never put in a kinky situation by Professor. Bilbo used the Ring, many times out of necessity, but still for the benefit. In other words, he had to enter (little, mostly) moral compromises, choose lesser evil.

For Frodo, it seems every difficult choice at the beginning of the books, up until the meeting with Gollum is somehow done by other people or by fate. (I am talking here not about the choices that require just personal bravery, but the choices that involve moral trade-off) For example, Frodo really needs support of other people on the dangerous road, but he never has to ask people directly to put themselves in danger. 3 hobbits "conspire", Fellowship members volunteer, Sam just jumps into the river. Gandalf "lectures" him about Gollum before Frodo even has a chance to start hating him.

So by chance, or fate, or Eru's will Frodo's heart stays pure and unburdened, never responsible for any evil whatsoever.

I am so touched by the episode in Mordor, when Sam offers to drink from the unknown stream first, in case it is poisoned. And Frodo says that he understands, but no, Sam. Cannot do it. It would be practical to choose lesser evil, but he cannot possibly take this compromise. AWWW! I really hope PJ will keep the scene!


As for my bosoms... Used to be nothing special, average shape and size. However, after a year of breastfeeding the "shape" characteristic is no longer applicable...

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Firiel, the first thing I thought of upon reading "dropping out of HS" was "Why would firiel drop out of Harem Synchronicity?"

Heweenie, I have to admit I've never read any Plato. You meant to say 'Merfy'. I'm jes' an ignorant science person. But I DID read 'Candide' in the original French in a college lit course. Back before I forgot it all.

As for bosom-naming, I believe my only comment at the time was:

My bosoms have no name. My bosoms need no name. And they're so small, they deserve no name.

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quote:
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Notice how Frodo is never put in a kinky situation by Professor.

That's right. That's what Haremite fan fiction is for.

I was getting all grouchy and depressed caused I figured I caused it all by telling the Harem I was pregnant instead of posting a big announcement in the Pony that everyone would read except my friends. Or instead of sending e-mails out, except that I only knew addresses for people who were at the Hoot and I didn't want to leave anyone out.

Wonder why I was so upset this weekend?

But actually, I suspect this was brewing for a long time. Compulsive organizing brought on by being competely in charge of a new board.

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quote:
by Erendis
You think it all was the Bosoms? Maybe it was Holy Heaven and the Elfstones! cue guitar lick


Well, the one discussion followed hard upon the other!

The really interesting thing about passive-aggressive jerks is how they are able to start trouble and yet manage to make you, individually and collectively, feel as if it's all YOUR fault! All right, Chica (slapping self with trout), smile, go read your sig, and remind yourself why you put it there.

Yes, Mel, Tolkien left it to the Haremites and fanfiction writers to subcreate all the kinky stuff for him. That Tollers. What a cupcake. And not Hostess, either!

Spork, try these:
"He fell and hurt himself on his back porch."
"When thoroughly stewed, even an invalid will enjoy our prunes."

Thanks for letting me "sig" ya. Thanks for not minding 'cause I didn't ask first! Been kind of slaphappy today, a reaction to the angst-o-rama of the weekend.

Now, alas, must go out for the evening.

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quote:
Hewene
Goldie, wish I had something intelligent to add to the Republic discussion, but never read it. However, I have to remember Gandalf saying something about Bilbo not being permanently "damaged" by the ring because he had begun his ownership of the ring not in evil. Oh, here it is:

Pity? It was pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so. With Pity.

Of course, that mainly concerns how he got the ring, not used it, so maybe it's not as relevant as I thought, but it kept popping into my head....



No, I think it's an important point...we've been talking about the 'moment of finding' as being very important, and it's quite critical that Tolkien actually flat out says that Bilbo began his ownership of the Ring with pity.

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If my brain weren't fried from *ahem* recent uproars I might be a little sharper at discussing Plato right now. This is why I hate flapdoodles grumblegrumblegrumble. In any event, it has been awhile since I read Plato, but I've no objection to sharpening my axe, Gimli-like, once again, by rereading the dear old fellow. We also might discuss Augustus, Thomas Aquinas, and Boethius in regard to Tolkien's Catholic milieu.... Funtime!!! And then have Gladys, Pearl, and Elda weigh in on St. Teresa of Avila--yee haw!


Drool...medievalists...drool....

I had probably best not get started on the Allegory of the Cave...there are some things normal human beings (i.e. those who don't study this stuff in grad school) don't need to see.

tata, great point about the whole choice/lack of choice thing. Chica, you don't happen to remember stuff about the Problem of Destiny for the ancients, do you? I heard the phrase used once, and it sounds like it might be applicable here. I should query a professor on this.

However, I think I'll give the last word in this post to Firiel, who sums it all up quite well:

In fact, Frodo very, very good.

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Registered: Apr 2002
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I can't comment on the philosophy, my brains are too tired. At any rate, I never read any Plato. I use a lot of big words and talk really fast so folks think I'm smart. But in fact, I'm one of those people who knows a little bit about a lot of things but not a lot about much of anything! Fooled ya!

Chica, it's funny...just today I was thinking..."wonder if it was the boob-naming that finally got us all in hot water?"

And yes, Tolkien was a fanboy Haremite, named bosoms or not. It was Chica herself who pointed out that he was just fanficking off the Red Book of Westmarch, anyway. You've GOTTA read The End of the Third Age. It's an angst-ridden Frodo-swoon from start to finish!

Can't say I blame the man, of course.

Oh, by the way, Teeny and Weeny say "hi!"

Oh, did anyone watch "The Drew Carey Show" tonight? There was a scene where the diminutive, dark-haired computer-tech geek at Drew's job questions Drew about his lack of computer knowledge (Unix? Linux?) and Drew puts him off the scent by telling him he's using a new language called "Mannix." The poor geek runs off to study up on said "Mannix Language" and Drew mutters sarcastically, "Yeah...have a good night 'Frodo.'"

Even a passing reference to Frodo makes me fall of my chair.

Waiting for the bus this morning, I looked down and written in the cement on the curb were three mysterious letters: "F R O"

There's just no getting away from it, is there?

Oh, btw...Daisy Baggins, my Led Zep quote is the opening lines from "Achilles' Last Stand." I find it very Frodo-Sam reminiscent, and in fact, paraprased these lines as the basis for an entire chapter of one of my fanfics, proving that you NEVER know where inspiration will come from!

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After much consternation and some help from friends I have at last polished up my last angsty thing to at least some semblance of decency. It is not my best work - I readily admit it, although I hope I have made it nice and pretty for everyone to read , and it is a subject already done to death (and better by both Pearl and Elda at least) but here goes anyway....

Swallowing Sorrows - Part 1

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quote:
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...I caused it all by telling the Harem I was pregnant ...


Oh, (((Mel))), summon your inner scientist: I agree with your last point: it could not possibly be 'The Cause", it could've (maybe) been "an excuse".

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Red face All my fault

I was the one who teased Spork for her bosom naming sentence! BTW mine were Pinky and Perky. Perhaps I would have stayed on topic if I'd called 'em Frodo and Sam?

Lets face it girls- we were just too Wiiiiiiillldddd for CoE.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chica Chubb
Only in the Harem!

(((((Gabby irreverent hilarious broads)))))

You said it Chica! That's why the Harem is so much fun! Where else can you swoon over pics of our beloved Squire, name our boobs, discuss Hobbit underwear, scan screencaps for ummm, well, *cough* , and read lovely tales and songs from our sisters not to mention have interesting discussions.

It's good to be "home"

And just so I don't post slut and since there are those who have had a rough time lately, I asked Sam to come by and sing one of his best songs...... (It sure cheers me up. Hope it does everyone else!)

Hit it Sam!

Sam clears his throat and begins to sing ...

In Western Lands beneath the Sun
the flowers may rise in Spring,
the trees may bud, the waters run, the merry finches sing.
Or there maybe 'tis cloudless night
and swaying beeches bear
the Elven-stars as jewels white
amid their branching hair.

Though here at journey's end I lie
in darkness buried deep,
beyond all towers strong and high,
beyond all mountains steep,
above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars for ever dwell:
I will not say the Day is done, nor bid the Stars farewell.


Hugs ya'll!

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Hewene hums to herself, not quite sure why she's humming, but suspecting it's because a potential disaster has been averted, her sisters are safe and surrounding her, funnier and more irreverant than before. You can't keep a good Haremite down!

Frodo looks up, smiling at her. *He* knows why it is she hums, and he agrees. It's nice to be home, and safe.


In case I haven't said it enough, I love you broads!!! (and our door orc too, wherever you are!)

Hewene

Oh, and before I forget again, {{{{{Rosie}}}}}} hope RL sorts itself out soon!

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Stories, poetry, pictures, intellectualism, irreverence, hugs....

Home sweet home!

I have no energy to post anything more, what with catching up on all the e-mails. Unbelievable! I haven't even got through them yet, but thank you for keeping me posted on the situation, I appreciate it.



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Gabby, gabby broads!!!!

A whole gabby page since late this afternoon. How am I ever supposed to catch up?!!!

Anyway. I like how the pics and colors show up better over here. But now I have to change the colors in my sig. But I like the pinky color scheme I had going. Whine, whine...grumble..mumble.
And I can't have a avatar till 30 posts.....Pout!

That's OK.. I will survive. I will just make lots of meaningless posts. (N0 wise cracks).

Hello everyone who has found there way over here.

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Okay, I think I have to break down and DL the trailer tomorrow. This is Iorethdttr's fault! Really guys, is it going to psoil me for TTT? But I figure if it's PJ sanctioned, it can't be that bad?

Well, I'll see how I feel come TTT. If I feel spoiled, I'll start a support group for non-spoiler RotK.

Sometimes I think I want to DIE just after seeing RotK, because frankly, my life will be complete.

Ummm, I had 4 hr of sleep lsat night and 3 thenight before...does it show?

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Goldie! I lurve your User Title! lol! Good taste you have! (And stop talking like Yoda I will now!)

Ariel: :notworthy :notworthy You know how much I love your stories This one was no exception!

{{{{{Frodo}}}}}

I remember I named mine Tweedledee and Tweedledum
And I absotively posolutely cannot look at "Holy Heaven and the Elfstones" without a) picturing Aragorn in a kilt, b) remembering Ariel's Frodo-Being-Grabbed-by-the-Watcher screencap, and c) laughing my kiester off

Hee

Alas, I cannot participate in the current philosophy discussion, as philosophy is as clear to me as chocolate milk.

{{{{{Rosie}}}}}
{{{{{All you gabby broads!!}}}}
{{{{Gorby, wherever he is}}}}}

edit: why, no, Erendis, it doesn't show at all! I'll agree with you about dying, though! I've seen U2 in concert, and I've gotten Hugh Jackman's autograph. After RotK, what more is there?!
(And I re-edited my post, so that joke that I edited out is edited back in! That makes no sense! Hurrah!)

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Comfortable

Registered: Sep 2002
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Tired. So tired. Still determined to get my .02 cents in before I go to bed. (go figure, eh?)

Mel, I have to thank you. Your pastry poetry had me ROTFLMAO today - and it's the first time I've laughed in days. I've printed it off to put it on the front of the computer - a reminder to take everything a little lighter for a while.

I tried to tell you this earlier - but unfortunately, there is something about this site that my office firewall doesn't like - I have to register EVERY TIME I change a page - which means registering four or five times to get far enough into the site to read and then to post. And then it ate my post trying to tell you how happy you made me, simply by making me laugh. This will make lurking and posting from work very problematic....

Anyway, I've unpacked my things, claimed my old bedroom back, and I'm here for good. ((((Harem)))) You'll find me curled up by the fire with the Squire tonight - I just want to snuggle in close and let the rest of the world disappear for a while...

Elevensies - I have to say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. My CD arrived today - all the precious words and fics from the old Part Deux thread - and one of the first pages I opened had Niphy's Snowdrops and Roses on it. What a wonderful warm feeling to know that all that is preserved, and I can now roam through it at will. Thanks ever so much!!

I will not attempt to enter the philosophy debate - I spent yesterday seminaring on Board Governance issues and eight hours of a twelve hour work day today in union negotiations - I've used up all my intellectual neurons for the moment. Besides, I seem to remember we spent most of the year that I took philosophy arguing about whether the table at the front of the room existed - or did we just think it existed - or did it exist and it was what was thinking we existed - or did it exist because God existed - or did God existing mean that the table didn't....

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Hello to everybody finding their way to BEW. Take off your shoes and stay awhile. Oh wait, forget the bit about the shoes.

quote:
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Now, I can see how this sort of thing is just going to shock the thong underwear right off purists, prunewhips, and puritans. But I find it utterly sublime. Only in the Harem!

PRUNEWHIPS?! I love that. Btw, greetings to National and Geographic from the Underwire Formation. Heehee, way to go with Sharkey and the Shirrifs!

quote:
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Sometimes I think I want to DIE just after seeing RotK, because frankly, my life will be complete.

Erendis, I know what you mean about life being complete after seeing RotK. But I think we shouldn't say we're ready to expire at least until after the extended version of the DVD comes out. And then of course there will be the Special Deluxe Complete All Inclusive 30-Disc DVD Collector's Collection with Every Piece of Footage Ever Filmed in Five Different Languages Edition to acquire. And more importantly, there will be the inevitable blooper reel that will be trotted out at all future LotR conventions. Would you want to miss out on shots of Ganders flashing or Gimli's nose falling off or Faz pretending to grab the One Ring and run off or Frolijah stumbling in 45 different ways or Legsy surfing down the steps and wiping out a whole company of Elves, ending up atop Haldir in a compromising position? I know I wouldn't!

Cairi, I was just thinking of the last lines of Sam's song when the Harem was "bidding farewell," so to speak. You saved me having to look it up.

Spork, just........Spork

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