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Location: With my mind in the gutter and my head in the clouds...
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welcome to the crazed-weasel womanfest that is the harem, MrG. hope you find your stay pleasant! *clinks glasses with MrG and Ghyste*

(i vote the G is for Gamgee. at least that's what i'm hoping it's for... we need a Sam around here. )

actually right now i'm at work, so perhaps i should go back to working. heh. perhaps.

*lurks around KD and the harem while pretending to work* now ladies, there better not be anything really interesting happening in here while i'm gone working!! and nothing naughty either!

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Has Frodo been rescued yet? Where's a door orc when you need one!

Ah, never mind - We have Mr. G. Hello again. I will try not to insult you on this site.

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COOL! I guess he doesn't mind his Dad spinning in his grave like that!!

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LOL Elda!

How could anything naughty be happening Cindy? Frodo is missing!

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originally posted by CindySilver:
*lurks around KD and the harem while pretending to work* now ladies, there better not be anything really interesting happening in here while i'm gone working!! and nothing naughty either!

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Good luck. You have no idea how many times I've peeked in here while at work, and *nearly* gotten in trouble for laughing my ass off!!! It just never stops....

Mr. G. Welcome. Good luck. The estrogen level gets pretty extreme in here, but if you can handle it - well, then you deserve to be here!

And I'm with Elda. Moggy rules!!! (where'e that :notworthy: smilie when I need it?)

Hewene

P.S., I think we established the dear Squire never really left

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Sam: "We're lost. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way."
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The sky was almost as blue as Frodo's eyes today. Needless to say, I swooned for the sky!

Last night in my Women in Antiquity class we briefly discussed hysteria among young women that occured in the 19th century and during the Classical period. The word 'swoon' back up a few times. (My professor has Haremite written all over her!) Remember the swoony discussion way way back about swooning couches and haremite hysteria etc? Of course, the oppession that caused the fainting spells among those unhappy women was very sad-- I was then struck with a wave of gratitude that we are now at liberty and are blessed to have someone like Frodo to make us swoon!

And this mysterious Mr. G-- back for more, eh? Welcome!

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(((((Harem)))))

Five pages!!! Gabby broads you are!

Ariel - I can't open the link, will try again soon!

Ellin comes into Bag End with a huge suitcase, opens it, and takes out a huge apple pie and a book of English Phonology (Oh, my! I still have a French accent )

There is something for you, ladies!

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Location: The halls of wisdom in Lothlorien, studying and biding my time till TTT comes out
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Where is the Julian May thread? And what is Julian May? I can't read it unless I know who wrote it.
Ok, back to business.

Evenstar brings out her usual 9 bowls of whipping cream, places them on the table next to the cheesecake, and runs back out.

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Wherever I am, I am there too
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MISSING:
Frodo Baggins
Date Missing, October 8th, S.R. 1422
1st year of the Fourth Age




Last seen wearing The One Shirt, with several buttons missing, brown breeches and braces.
Last Seen: In Ohio
with two women dressed in
French maid outfits holding feather dusters


If you have any information about this hobbit
please call : 1-88- theharem
or return said hobbit to Bag End West
on Tol Eressea

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Last Seen: In Ohio

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I'm here to tell you right now, the Squire *is* here in Ohio, but he's happily holed up with one of his Haremites and perfectly safe. Once this silliness is over, he'll be back. For now, let's just say I'm one happy Hobbitlass! And the search is over.

Off to watch the TTT trailer once (twice, thrice?) again. Can't get enough of it! Man that 2-second angsty shot of Fro just gets me everytime. Hmmm maybe I just have to post it again to get the swooning back on track....



:swoon: THUD!!!!

Hewene

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Silly Haremites! Frodo's been with me in my room this whole time!

Bethel walks back down the hall to her room, shaking her head and muttering something about why didn't they check all the rooms first before going sending the hounds out on an all-out hobbit hunt

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Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come
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Y'all are delusional and illusional!

I'll give you a forum hint as to where he's landed....

But it'll be hangman style with a wee hint

The A_ _ _ _ _

*slurp*!

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Ai! Frodo's been kidnapped!!! Well, there went the great philosophical discussion, but I'm sure it'll come back up again once the Squire's back. Until then, I'm off to lurk some more! Ta!

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originally posted by Bethel:
Silly Haremites! Frodo's been with me in my room this whole time!

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See, I told ya he'd be back.....

Hewene

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Hewene! Did you check him out completely to make sure it's the real Frodo? Are you sure you don't have a decoy? Am I sure I don't have a Frodo decoy?

Perhaps the Fro-clones been released? Maybe it's a Fro-clone that Brooks has hiding away in the Asylum.

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Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come
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Nope, you only brought the one true Frodo from CoE.

He sure tastes great...

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Some say you’re crazy say that you’re no good say your family’s cursed with bad blood but I think you’re cute and misunderstood and I wouldn’t change you if I could

Let’em talk you down call you names my mind’s made up it ain’t gonna change I’m sure in my heart happy and free you’re the one you’re the one you’re the one for me

Some say you’re bitter think you’re mean uncouth untamed and unrestrained but I think you’re sensitive and sweet stay as you are don’t change a thing

Some say you’re bawdy, wicked and wild, a restless useless juvenile but I think you’re funny and I like your smile. Want to be with you want you to stay awhile

Some say you’re bad, a bad bad seed You love to play with fire you love gambling But I know what you love and I know what you need and I like it when you play with me-Tracy Chapman

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Hewene! Did you check him out completely to make sure it's the real Frodo? Are you sure you don't have a decoy? Am I sure I don't have a Frodo decoy?

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Believe me, if there's one thing I *know* it's the real Frodo. No doubt about it. Safe and sound in Bag End West. Don't know who those others are messin' around with, but it ain't our Squire. I hope this settles the question once and for all! Thanks for taking such good care of him for us, Bethel

Hewene

edit: Ellin!!!! Welcome back!!! Apple pie!!! Yeah!!! and thanks for the piccie!!!

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Nope, you only brought the one true Frodo from CoE.

He sure tastes great...

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AHA - Brooks has discovered the neck hickey spot - I knew it!!!

(If I had time I'd find my neck description over at CoE to prove to her that we ALREADY knew he tasted good.... )

Although I must admit I wasn't expecting her to fall this hard this fast...

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From a distance, a lone cloaked figure keeps careful watch over the Harem.... he pulls his hood up and leans against a tree.

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GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE!



We got you a brand-new hammock! And there's a pile of cookies waiting! No nuts!

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Sheryl slips in from the Faculty with some oatmeal raisin and some molasses crinkle cookies, then looks around in bewilderment.

"Could have sworn I heard that Gorbag was here."

She sets her cookies with the others and slips out again.

Hi, Brooksie!

Sheryl

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I am unmasked!!!

You saw through my brilliant disguise?

Thanks, nowI have two hammocks.
Gorby picks up the cookies and leaps into his brand new hammock...

Perfect fit.

To all the Haremites over here...

Your Orc is watching.

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GORB ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I was just lurking around, but when I saw you'd last posted in the Harem, I had to say hi. So HI GORBY! ! ! ! Nice to have you back. I don't know if you noticed, but in your absence, one of our Frodo clones was kidnapped.

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There's only one way to find out for sure...we have to do a DNA test and compare it to...what? Is Bilbo anywhere about? I suppose Merry and Pippin will do since they are cousins...

Well well..

dream wanderer goes off in lab coat and testing kit to take swabs from all the Frodo wannabes and relatives.

What fun... I get to play around in the hobbits mouths!!

dream wanderer

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I turn my back for 5 minutes...

Frodo clones?? This is very disturbing. Especially after I watched "The Thing" the other week.

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Gorby!! *thud!* This is not me swooning, it is the sound of big bag of choc chip cookies hitting the floor right next to Gorby's hammock! Bon appetit!

Ellin, I keep forgetting to say sorry about your poor cardigan. It has a new home now, but it misses you. When are you coming to visit next time?

Frodo... tsss.. darling! They all think you are kidnapped!
Let's play hide-and seek with them all! What do you say, will they come to my bedroom looking for you? Yes? You think so? Ok, we'll close the door then!

*Tata was strangely moved by the thought of collecting Frodo's genetic material*

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*Tata was strangely moved by the thought of collecting Frodo's genetic material*

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Well...it seems like brooks and Hallah have taken their Frodo and run away again...(sigh) Seems like Hallah has him holed up in a sweat lodge somewhere...

This is going to be interesting...

I'll have to find Ariel's story and read it...if I can find it!! This thread moves at the speed of light!

dream wanderer

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Rosie slips over to Gorby's hammock and gets a much needed Orc Hug
Hey watch those bristles! Here, I brought you warm cherry-drop cookies - 3 dozen of 'em.
Pssssst Cindy! I love your sig! Taurendil, I love yours too!
Rosie smooches Gorby's cheek and slips back to her bedroom

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Hugs to ((((Rosie)))!!!you are so quiet

Here, smth to hang on your bedroom wall.

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Originally posted by Gorbag

Your Orc is watching. [/B]

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Hi Gorby ! Didnt see you under that tree at first- it must be an elven cloak Have some just baked welsh cakes.

Ariel : I read and loved your beautiful, angsty story.*sob * :

Here's a piccie from that delicious site that Queenie linked to a few pages back....


Beautiful, beautiful hobbit(s).

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