VintageHobbit A Fool for the Fool of a
Took
Registered: Apr
2002 Location: Still rocking in the moonlight, awaiting the
return of Ernil i Pheriannath Posts: 69 |
*two figures tiptoe into the quiet
Harem*
*whispering ....*
Pippin: "But
Vin-eeeeeee, I can't come in here! This is Cousin Frodo's
Harem!!!!"
Vinnie: "Trust me. It's okay. They like
you."
Pippin: "Do they?" (face brightens) "But ... but
... it's a HAREM!!!! What will Mom
say?"
Vinnie: "I'll explain to your Mom later,
okay? Listen, we spent the morning out in the Great Smials
Gardens picking these flowers for dear Lily's birthday. Come
on in here, and let's find a nice place to leave them for
her."
Pippin: "Well .... if you say it's okay ..."
(green eyes widen as he looks around) "Wow .... why are all
these beautiful ladies passed out?"
Vinnie: "Well, hon,
they write the most beautiful poetry and vignettes about their
love for Frodo, and then when they read them, they pass
out."
Pippin: (brows furrow uncertainly) "And I thought
Moria was scary .... and poor Frodo, they take good care of
him here?"
Vinnie: "More that you can imagine, sweetie.
Okay, just leave the flowers here, by these maroon satin
cushions, and put that little HAPPY
BIRTHDAY DEAR LILY card you made with
them."
Pippin: "Okay. Wow, Vin, I'm actually in cousin
Frodo's Harem .... wait till I tell Merry! Do y'think,
someday, Vinnie, I might have ...."
Vinnie: "We'll talk
about that when you're a bit older, dear."
Pippin:
(feeling braver)"Can't I wait around for a bit, till some of
them wake up, and -- "
Vinnie: "Maybe best not to, hon.
They found out about the Tooks' going commando .... I don't
know if you'd be safe."
Pippin: (retreating quickly to
the door)"Ahhh, okay, let's go ... I hope Lily likes the
flowers. She's such a nice lady."
Vinnie: "She will,
and yes, she is. Now, let's see if anyone else needs flowers
.... let's go back out into the gardens, shall we, hon?"
Pippin: "Whatever you say, Vinnie." (with one last
wide-eyed stare at his cousin's fabled Harem, Pippin wipes the
sweat from his brow and quietly closes the door as they leave
....)
*Later, Lily finds a little note on the bouquet -
Dear Lily, I hope you have a great birthday, and thank
you for taking such good care of cousin Frodo. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LILY! -- love,
Pippin*
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VintageHobbit on 09-03-2002 at 02:29 PM
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