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Aisling
Broody Bunny

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Blooming in the BEW garden
Posts: 72

(((((Elanorh))))) So lovely to hear about your little cootie (aw! ) -
It's such a wonderful feeling isn't it? (Coming over in a maternal flush - fanning myself frantically....) BTW - is your memory ok - I keep forgetting things at the moment. It's getting quite embarrassing...

((((Maeg)))) I'm so glad you've started posting here more often and I applaud anyone who posts up their own work - I think it takes a great deal of courage and totally identify with the confidence thing. LOL! even posting makes me nervous - which is probably why I've been here for a year and a bit and never ever reached 100. Whenever I get close - something catastrophic happens and I have to start all over again!

(((Elenya and Pearl)))) Have a safe journey and happy hooting.
Elenya - the plaster thing is my latest disaster - new house is having to be stripped back to the brick and re-rendered. Lucky I'm married to a practical man.

((((Hewene)))) How rotten Hope everything gets sorted for you.

Had a strange moment of Harem synchronicity last night. Hubby and I were just discussing what to put in our new bathroom and he suggested a wooden bath, describing in depth the roundness and shiny smoothness of the wood! - LOL! Needless to say, I couldn't contain my excitement.

Come on Fro - bring it on!

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Maeglian
In the dark

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Out of sight, out of mind
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(((Elanorh and the cootie)))) good to hear that all is going fine!

(((Aisling)))
-About the plaster but !!! about the bath! Hugs to you and the little one! And say hello to hubby.

Narya, a surprise!?! Oh! (Waits impatiently and excitedly.....)

Hewene, hope it won't be too much of a hazzle getting hold of all the wallet replacement stuff. Good luck.

Daisy - do post more! It gets easier every time!

Peachy, are you surprised I just *knew* how you'd employ "sequoia"?

Oh, a vampire hobbit thread? Hmmm.... I think I need to build a tad *more* self confidence first! But.... in line with my previous way of seeing things from the side of the evil ones, here's a new filk, based on "Embassy Lament" from Chess the musical. (Supposedly sung by the ringwraiths as they are hurtling towards Mount Doom in that last desperate effort to get there in time to stop Frodo. )


Ringwraith Lament

Oh, my dear, how boring,
he's succeeding!
More than any other
he's exceeding
our expectations. This means ruin!
But he hasn't stopped to think of
all destruction this, his gesture, causes: -
We've an evil realm to run here!

If these hobbits can't strike
blows for freedom
without such surprises,
we don't need 'em!
If we seem offhand then please remember
This is nothing very special,
well; - Isildur *did* our Lord dismember…….
Who do these foreign chappies think they are?

And when he's safely in the West
he'll be the hero to discuss.
The maiar will all lionise him,
Fame and fortune plus!
No-one will spare
one small thought for us!


So, you made a promise
to the Council?
Well, with all due respect
our response'll
still be: As to your plan, we suspect it
buggers up our very taxing schedule
crushing peace and understanding.
Let us *hope* this won't affect it!

Far too many jokers
Cross the border
Carrying small trinkets
into Mordor.
The Shire must be empty!
Though we're all for
basic hobbit rights, it makes us wonder
what we built the great Black Gate for!
Who do these foreign chappies think they *are*?

And since you still seem fit for fight,
although you now have claimed the Ring; -
Consider, cease, desist, reflect!!!
We’ll make *you* our king!
Please, just don’t destroy
this Evil Thing!





(Waves to the hooter invasion in NY, hopes that Quicksilver and Opaline will manage a nice mini-hoot , - and goes *poof*)

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Narya Celebrian
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Registered: Sep 2002
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Maeg, I love it! This is one of the only ones so far that I haven't know the tune to, though - I will have to search it out.

Aisling, it would be the COOLEST thing if you got a wooden tub. You could lie in it and dream of nekkid Frodo...


Part II

A soft knock at your door wakes you the next morning. Stretching luxuriously, you invite him in. Much to your surprise and shock, a tall elf puts his head around your door.

"Excuse me, my lady. Frodo has asked us to bring all of you breakfast this morning, as we are busy in the kitchen so you will not be able to use it."

You sit up, startled, and then in embarassment draw the covers up tight under your chin. Bending his tall form to fit through the too-small doorway, the elegant figure crosses the floor, and places the tray carefully on your lap.

"When you are finished, Frodo requests your company in the parlor. Just leave the tray here - we will be cleaning up later. Your clothes have been prepared for you, as well."

Startled, your eyes follow his gesturing hand. Carefully arrayed on the chair by the window is a brand new dress, of simple cut, and shorter than your indoor wear - similar, in fact, to those you wear while gardening or walking through long grass.

"What...?" you begin, but the elf raises his hand and his eyebrows simultaneously.

"Frodo will explain. We are forbidden to speak of this. Enjoy your breakfast, my lady."

With that, he turns, and leaves you sitting open-mouthed, looking back and forth between the breakfast tray and the dress. Just what WAS Frodo up to???



to be continued...

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DaisyTighfield
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Registered: Nov 2002
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(((Maeglian))) I think you should send that filk to the producers of the LotR musical! Who knows, there may be hope for that show yet!

I'm glad everything's beginning to work out for you, Hewene! I had my wallet stolen once, and there was a fiasco involving credit cards that lasted for months. I'm glad nothing you lost is coming back to bite you.


Safe Trip To All Camping Hooters!
(Or am I too late for that? Is the Harem ever going to be quiet while they're all gone!)


Impatitently waiting the sequel to Narya's mysterious story.....what could it be?? It's driving me mad!

(((Harem)))

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EvFrodo
aka "Frodette"

Registered: May 2003
Location: Still waiting with trepidation to knock on the door of BEWTE....
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Narya, I am anxiously awaiting with baited breath the next part of your story...please don't hold us in suspense too long.....its really good so far!!!!

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Spork
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Narya, I am cursed with the affliction of Pandora: Curiosity!!

Ah, while the Camping Hooters are away, the rest of us will play!

Patricia, care to give astronomy lessons, or shall I?
We've got the s'mores... we've got the songs....

Anyone bringing hotdogs?

to Hewene 'cause she's so cool

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Arryle
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Registered: Jan 2002
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I cannot wait to see Narya's continuation!! What surprise has Fro cooked up this time?

{{{{{{{{{{{Harem}}}}}}}}}}}

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Talagawen
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Registered: Oct 2002
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I've got hotdogs! I was going to use them for a diet but decided not to do it. Besides, who diets in Tol Eressea?! Not meeeee!

*Tala starts to throw weiners left and right hitting various objects in the room. Her sisters start to glare at her so she decides to sing a song to lighten the mood*

"There was a hobbit in the shire,
And Frodo was his name-o!
F-R-O-D-O!
F-R-O-D-O!
F-R-O-D-O!
And Frodo was his name-o!"

Narya.....you....must....tell......must..............

*Tala's head explodes*

OK. So I'm a little hyper tonight but hey, I'm getting closer to my vacation!!! I'm going to Anaheim and San Diego in a couple weeks, any of ya live there? Oh, and Chica, I'll be in Lake Tahoe again around July 4th are you going to be in the area?

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elanorh
S'mores galore

Registered: Jan 2002
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Did someone ask whether I'd become forgetful and absentminded?? ()(Yes, I've been more forgetful lately ... It's similar to when I'm sleep-deprived, actually ... forgetting silly little things [like people's names! ] .... It's not quite the professional image I'd like to project at work.)

Keeping my fingers crossed that Opaline and Quicksilver are able to hook up this weekend. That would be so cool.

Maeg, love the song you posted. And I'll be anxiously waiting for the next installment of the surprise Frodo's sharing with us via Narya.

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Lily
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Registered: Jan 2002
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The hour was late, and the day was drawing steadily to a close. In through the front door silently entered a hobbitlass, and as quietly as she could closed the latch behind her and deposited a rather large parcel on the flagstone in the entryway. She removed her summer shawl and placed it upon the peg. The smial was quiet--most of her sisters had retired to their own rooms. She regarded the weighty parcel, and decided that it could remain where it stood until the morning.

She found her way sleepily through the familiar hall--sleep! Yes, that was what she needed. But as she continued towards her own room, she noticed a shaft of light streaming from behind the library door. Having a fair idea who she would find there, her footsteps took her to the end of the hall. She pushed the door open further, and found Frodo sitting at his desk, quill in hand, pipe in the other. Without a word she crossed the room, relieved Frodo of both pipe and quill, and settled herself most comfortably in his lap.

"Well, by all means, do have a seat," Frodo remarked rather bemused.

"Thank you, I will." replied the hobbitlass, wrapping her arms about him.

"Is there some reason why I am being honored with such a late night visit? I would have thought you'd have been to bed by now."

The hobbitlass said nothing, and burrowed her face deeply in the warm linen of his shirt. She breathed in the satisfying warm musk of him, and moulded herself to his form as he wrapped his arms about her.

In all the time he had spent living with his ladies, Frodo had certainly learned a thing or two about the inner workings of their hearts and minds. One of the very first lessons he had learned was that their silences often spoke more than their words.

"Is there something you'd like to talk about?" he queried.

The hobbitlass shrugged. "It's just been a day."

"Well, it must have been quite a day indeed. I noticed you were gone most of it."

The hobbitlass nodded, and buried her face even deeper into his chest.

"Perhaps you would like to tell me about it?" he asked.

The hobbitlass sighed. She sat up, turned to face him but found she could not meet his gaze. She stared at his chest and absent-mindedly began to twist at the third button down from his collar.

"Well, you know the songbook I've been working on," she began.

"Yes, indeed, you've been working on it for a while. Is it finished?"

"Yes," she answered "it's finished. But I only had the one copy, and I took it into Avallone today, to see if the elves could make copies for everyone. They're very good at that you know. Very speedy."

"Yes, so I've heard," Frodo replied. "And did you get the copies made?"

"Yes, they're made. But the shop was terribly busy, and I had to wait quite a while before I could speak to anyone about arranging for payment. Apparently some uppity Noldor couple was buying half the store..."

Frodo stifled a grin. "I see." He sensed there was more to the story, and did not have to wait long to hear it.

"So--" she continued, as Frodo's button grew steadily looser and looser from its moorings "as I was waiting and waiting and waiting, the line behind me grew longer and longer."

Here she paused, and seemed reluctant to continue. Frodo did his best to remain patient, though he certainly began to fear for the safety of his button. It was the second most common way he lost them...

"And...?" he asked.

"And then it happened." she whispered.

"What happened?" Frodo asked, quite curious and somewhat concerned at this point.

"The bag broke."

"The bag--broke?" he repeated.

"Yes, the bag broke, and all my copies went flying all across the floor. Everyone was looking and was offering to help, but I don't think elves understand hobbit songbooks--I mean, afterall, wouldn't they think them foolish? They memorize all their songs, and I felt like a rather silly hobbit trying to pick them all back up."

Frodo rested his chin atop her head and smiled.

"Feeling somewhat embarassed, were you?"

The hobbitlass stared at the button. "Perhaps."

"You know you have nothing to be embarassed about."

"I know. I know. But at the time--well, my life here with you--with everyone--it's very personal to me. It's not something that I like to see scattered about the floor, for just anyone's eyes to see."

Frodo pulled his arms tightly around her and kissed her tenderly on the top of her head.

"Perhaps you should just sit here with me and enjoy the fire for a while. Will that remove the sting from the rest of your day?"

The hobbitlass nodded, and she nestled back into him.

They stayed that way for a time, until he heard her softly say "oh no."

He put out his hand.

She placed the button in it. "I'll fix it tomorrow," she offered.

"Along with the other buttons I'm still waiting for you to fix?" he softly laughed.

She smiled, and then began to stare into the glowing embers upon the hearth. It came to her how happy it had made her to be doing something for her sisters, and how lucky she was to be here, and that ultimately what others think doesn't matter--for here she has found peace and contentment--a safe and true haven--a place to call home.

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very nice Lily!!!! You express yourself, and I think the feelings of all the BEWTE hobbit-lasses well

Thank you

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Narya Celebrian
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Oh, Lily!! The elves may not understand the value of a hobbit song-book, but your sisters certainly do! What an experience!

Of course, all worth while if it means you get another excuse to twist one of Frodo's buttons off, right?

My interest is pretty much out there for the whole world to see, though I do try to restrain some of my extra-special enthusiasm for one particular hobbit in public. There are over a hundred people in my work place, and even those I barely know are sure to pass on to me any little LotR tidbits that they hear, because they've heard of my interest. Most of my e-bay purchases get delivered to work, since it saves me special trips to the post office, and my co-workers always make me open them up and show them off.

Now that I have an extra special sweetie winging his way to me from Germany, I have three female co-workers who I'm beginning to believe are looking forward to meeting him as much as I am! They ask about him every day, and comment on his loveliness from the pictures I have shown them of his brothers HALFling and Teutsie. They have made me PROMISE to unwrap him at work immediately when he arrives, so they can all meet him. He may have to come to work with me periodically, if he can recover from what I'm beginning to believe may be a rather enthusiastic initial welcome from a gaggle of female admirers.

Somewhere along the way, I seem to have lost nearly all self-consciousness on the subject.

I apologize to anyone waiting for the next installment. I had it written in Word, and when I picked my keyboard up to change positions, I hit some odd combination of keys and lost it completely. I was finally able to grab a few minutes at home and do a longer part of it, and now it's gone, and it's far too late for me to start over tonight. I'll try again tomorrow.

In the meantime, good night, sweet ladies of the Harem.

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aka "Frodette"

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Poor Narya....that's okay...we'll patiently wait You've already given us so much to imagine

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Ghyste wanders in slightly traumatised because the last ever episode of Buffy was screened in the UK last night

Its daft - I haven't even enjoyed the series for the last couple of years and I'm still sad. Heavens only knows what I'll be feeling like after RoTK

Oh, well I'm sure I'll forget all about it once I'm toasting marshmallows over our virtual campfire.

Irritating Brain: Hmm, Willow referred to toasting marshmallows in Season 3 Episode 13 "The Zeppo"

Ghyste: Naked Hobbits, Naked Hobbits




Hewene: Hope you've got everything sorted - having your purse stolen is wretched
Narya: We're shivering with antici...pation, curse you
(((Maeglian))): Just because

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Somewhere along the way, I seem to have lost nearly all self-consciousness on the subject.
I gave up any attempt to hide my charming eccentricites many, many years ago. I'm just too darned lazy to do anything else

In Lily's place I'd have been totally embarrassed about being cack-handed, but not about what I'd dropped

I'm not at all surprised about the reaction of Narya's colleagues. When you're unashamedly "out" on the subject of your fannish obsessions, it's amazing how many of your friends and co-workers want to talk to you about their own little corners of the Bizzaro world.

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Ellin Estel
Diana's lost book

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(((Hewene)))

(((Lily))) - I can se you cruled on Fro's lap! How sweet!

Narya - waiting for more...

Meryl - say hi to Chica and Brit Hooters!!!!

Maeg! - that filk is so funny!!!


Hugs to all!!!

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Oh, my emerald, my green star,
Dimiaris, where you are?!
All my soul is taken away!
Oh, my dream, you're my love and my pain!

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Lily
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Maeglian--loved the filk!

Narya--since I'm only going to be camping for one day I'm going to cheat and have the best of both worlds. I can't wait to see what Frodo has up his sleeve (besides that truly delectable arm...)

As for my experience last evening--I blame the elves. What do they expect when they put over six hundred pages of copies into one small bag?

And it wasn't so much that the contents were Lord of the Rings related--I've never been shy about sharing that. What was uncomfortable for me was having fifteen of these scattered about the floor, with large bold print above it stating "Welcome to the Harem Campfire Songbook"

The term "Harem" is just not that widely used these days.

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Originally posted by Lily
As for my experience last evening--I blame the elves. What do they expect when they put over six hundred pages of copies into one small bag?

Ah well, I don't suppose it crossed their minds that something like that might happen. After all, can you imagine any self-respecting paper bag (no matter how small) daring to be less than perfect if it was serving an Elf?
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The term "Harem" is just not that widely used these days.
True - but we're doing our very best to rectify that situation, arent we?

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Well, Lily, you're welcome to come scatter fifteen of those on MY floor any time you want. Oochie-mama! Sweet flowers of heaven!

I suspect no one, upon seeing that visage, could tear their eyes away from his face long enough to bother reading the title. Who reads words when you see a face that leaves you wordless???

Going to work now. I'm not staring at his face. Oh no, I'm not. I'm going to work. Honestly. Any minute now.

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(((((Lily)))))

I'd send Hewene hugs for her lost wallet, but I bet she and Ele are on the road to PA now.

And I'd send Narya hugs about the vacation, but I spaced on that and it's resolved now (thank goodness).

I've got wood for the fire now. Anybody else want to light it? I don't have the patience to light a fire well...

Do you think Frodo would just warm up marshmallows a little bit and then eat them still white, or carefully choose the right part of the fire and brown them evenly on all sides, or set them on fire immediately?

Mel

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walk to Rivendell: 60 of 458 miles

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Do you think Frodo would just warm up marshmallows a little bit and then eat them still white, or carefully choose the right part of the fire and brown them evenly on all sides, or set them on fire immediately?

Mel



Uh...ahem.

My guess would be, as is so true with many of his other tastes and talents, that it would depend on the mood he was in.

And that's all I'm going to say.

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Lily, I felt your pain about the bag bursting in the copy shop. As a way of explaining the curious content and title, I took the liberty of contacting the copy shop directly. I explained that this was a virtual harem, and forwarded them a copy of your hobbitlass-in-Frodo's lap vignette by way of illustration. I'm sure they completely understand now, so you can put any lingering embarrassment that you might feel behind you.

You're welcome.

*Still virtually dying on your behalf. You're very brave!*

Marshmallows: toasted light brown all over, with gooey centers.

Brava on the Chess filk, Maeglian! That production had so many clever lyrics.

Ghyste, Buffy!

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I think that what Frodo intends to do with his marshmallows, and what he actually ends up doing with them may be two entirely different things

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