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EvFrodo
aka "Frodette"

Registered: May 2003
Location: Still waiting with trepidation to knock on the door of BEWTE....
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I am **sooo** dense! Lily, I never picked up that your experience was real....big Hugs to you (((((LILY)))))))....but as the others say.....they probably weren't as noticed as much as you think. I feel the same way in those situations...like the whole world is looking at me...and usually they are too busy with their own worries and errands and such to take much notice.
But I'm glad Frodo was able to comfort you You had me totally fooled...I never guessed that you were dealing with something real there.

I am confused and wonder if someone can help me out. I know that some haremites are getting together somewhere in July...is that the camping trip? Or is there a virtual camping trip on the board? Or both?

Well Narya, I just read your installment III (I was waiting to savor it till I read all the other posts) and got the answer to at least one of my questions I love camping!!!

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The Harem Camping Trip is happening next week (or thereabouts) somewhere in Pennsylvania, I think. Those of us unable to attend (like me )are having our own virtual camping trip here on BEWTE
The Official Marem Hoot is this July in Kansas City

Re: marshmallows. I have a firm belief that there are two types of people in this world: Those who like to set their marshmallows on fire and those who don't. I'm one of the former

Narya, us virtual hooters () are going to have to write something?! Like what?! How?! *whimper*

{{{Lily}}}} When I was waiting in line for TTT, my Fropin fell out of my pocket onto the floor where everyone could see... embarassed the heck out of me

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Hobmom
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But what if sometimes I like to set marshmallows on fire and then other times brown them nice and evenly?

I can see Frodo doing the 'browning them nice and evenly' whilst watching you over the flickering flames of the camp-fire.

The camping hoot starts today right here in PA and goes on till next Thursday. But alas I doubt I'll get there. Thought I might get there for a day or so but I have been battling one of those Mordor-like colds that won't go away.

Guess I'll be here for the virtual moot. Got my marshmallows ready to go.

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Narya Celebrian
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Registered: Sep 2002
Location: The deep end of the crazy pool
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quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Narya, us virtual hooters () are going to have to write something?! Like what?! How?! *whimper*



Cheeky of me to suggest it, eh? No, I'm not suggesting that eveyone write a lengthy vignette - oh dear, I know some people don't even READ the vignettes, let alone write them, and some don't feel up to tackling the whole beginning / middle / end part of writing them. I almost edited that statement completely out of the post, but then decided to leave it in. Of course, you're all free to ignore me - but it's not every day you get to have a virtual camping hoot, and I KNOW everyone here has a least ONE Frodo-in-the-woods image in their head! (Well, maybe not Gorbag, but I bet even he could come up with a three line Haremite in the woods story... )

For those who don't have an interest or propensity to tackle anything longer, there are PLENTY of possibilities for short five -line little camping ideas / images :

Feeding Frodo soft marshmallows (cooked or uncooked)
Frodo by firelight (an oldie but a goodie!)
Hapless Haremite cooks over campfire (with humour)
Hapless Haremite burns herself on campfire - Frodo soothes and heals said burn (with hotness)
Five things Frodo has to remove as you're hiking through the bush on a hot day (more hotness)
Three reasons there are no bugs on Tol Eressea (forget biological systems, virtual camping means no bugs!)
Sitting quietly with Frodo at the top of a hill, looking down into the valley below.
Campfire songs.
Are you afraid of the dark? Frodo isn't.
WHERE do you have a rash from poison ivy?
Is it possible to keep an elf in the woods long enough for him to get as dirty as a hobbit?
As you sit around the campfire with the dark all around you, will your thoughts turn to the Shire?
Just where is Frodo disappearing off to to bathe?

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Cairistiona
Frodosizing in a cool hobbithole

Registered: Aug 2002
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Poor Lily! {{{Hugs}}} I know the feeling. I think we've all had those situations. Hopefully they were all mesmerized by Frodo's sweet face that they didn't even read the words!

Woo Hoo! Let the virtual camping trip begin!!!

Though I'm a wee bit hesitant about writing anything! Thanks for the suggestions Narya. I might try one of those.

Marshmallows - they are best set on fire! That way all the gooey inside is very gooey and perfect for dripping on a certain raven-haired hobbit. Or on s'mores.

Can we use a lighter for starting the fire or do we have to rub two sticks together? Never could do the sticks thingy. Glad to hear we dont' have bugs either! Wonder what mosquitoes would be like on TE?

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quicksilver
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Registered: May 2002
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((( Spork ))) Dont worry- I've been reading your LJ and I'm sure you can come up with something- you've got talent girl !

(((( Narya))) How do you find time to write such marvellous vigs? It took me ages just to write one! I thought I could get away with being a one vignette woman, but I'll have to get my thinking cap on now.

I have never toasted marshmallows. I think I'll just eat them and let Frodo set me on fire.

((( Lily )))

See- told you I'm a slow writer-three people have posted since I started writing this!

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DaisyTighfield
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Registered: Nov 2002
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Virtual Camping! Squeee!! Narya's installment was well worth waiting for! But writing something? Oh I don't know, though the suggestions are adorable!

Oh ((Lily))! How embarassing! But, what a wonderful viginette to turn it into! Bravo for that!
(See, some of us will be writing things on the trip!)

Maegelian, your limeric made me LOL....Buttons don't last long in BEWTE, that's for certain!

I love burnt marshmellows. I can't explain it and my family thinks I'm disgusting, but it's just the combination of the bitter and the ooey-gooey sweetness that makes them so yummy. I want some now...goes to have a look at the microwave...

I'm sure the elves will light the campfire for us. Rubbing sticks together? Heaven Forbid!
(((Narya))) For making Virtual Camping into So Much More!!

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EvFrodo
aka "Frodette"

Registered: May 2003
Location: Still waiting with trepidation to knock on the door of BEWTE....
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Lily - yes...very courageous of you to turn your experience into a lovely vignette....and at the most...someone might say to their spouse or roomate...oh guess what I saw at Kinko's today...another Frodo lover !!!! Yea!!!

Marshmellows...on fire every time....am way too impatient for the other way.....

Narya, I *love* your ideas

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Hobmom
I love him more!!!

Registered: Sep 2002
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Oh my! I don't need a camp-fire to get toasty right now. Hop down to Hugs and see why.

Narya that was a great suggestion ...sort of mini-vignies.
Let's see....

Oh..well... since it's been pouring rain here and probably on the hooting haremites as well I think a Rain-Fro mini-vigni is in order.
If this gets...ahem.... more ...ahem... than usual blame it on what I found that's hiding down in Hugs. Or hormones.

I guess this could be in a category of what to do with Frodo in the rain.

It is dark as you and Frodo search in the deep darkness for the camp-site. The cloud-wrack above obscures the stars and moon. Lightning flashes out in a brilliant streak nearly right above you both and deafening thunder makes you grab onto Frodo in your fright. In the brilliant flash you had seen his exquisite profile etched against the darkness of the surrounding forest, almost too beautiful to be borne.

"It's all right." Frodo whispers to you. "I think we can reach the camp before the rain comes."

He takes your hand in his. His is warm and gentle as he leads you on what he knows is the pathway.

The tumultuous clouds are rent by another firey bolt and the thunder roars in your ears as sparks fall from the tree-tops the lightning has seared. And then the sky opens and torrents of rain drench you both.

"Perhaps I was wrong." Frodo says. "We had better find a hollow in the ground to wait out the storm. It isn't safe under the trees."

He throws his cloak over you and draws you close to him. Though he is nearly soaked by the rain he feels warm against you.

Almost as if he knew exactly where it could be found he guides you unerringly to a safe place and together you huddle close beneath the elven cloak which sheds some but not all of the water flooding down.

In another bright flash you see his face once more and it is turned towards you watching you fondly. Your breath catches in your throat. He is so beautiful!

You cannot restrain yourself from reaching out to lift the wet strands of his dark curls from his face and those brilliant eyes that are so vivid you can see them through the darkness.

He leans nearer and brushes your cheek with his lips and then trails kisses down to your lips and neck.

You no longer notice the rain.


Ahem..*cough*.... This is all Elijah's fault.

Pass me the bag of marshmallows.

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elanorh
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Oh, Lily! I loved your vignette, but I empathise with how awkward and embarassed you felt at the copy place. I'm sure most folks didn't notice (and if they did, their first thought was likely, "Great, she's in front of me, and now I have to wait even longer while she picks up her stuff from the ground.") And best-case scenario -- some poor woman who's been trying to repress her Inner Haremite for all the reasons so many of us struggled before finding BEWTE, felt a brief flash of validation and relief seeing the covers of your precious bundles.

Well, as one who likes her marshmallows toasted 'just so,' lightly tan all 'round preferably on a willow wand -- -- I'd say that's how Frodo likes 'em too. But the most accurate answer would probably be Lily's assessment -- it would be entirely dependent on his, *ahem*, appetite that particular moment.

Buttons, buttons ... whose job was it to loosen the Squire's buttons? Patricia's? I don't remember.

Thing thing most to be anticipated on a camping trip with Frodo ... the way his hair would still smell clean, with an undertone of Linden ... but there would also be that slight overlay of woodsmoke from the campfire -- and warm sun on his shirt. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

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quote:
I realized I was approaching this from the marshmallows' point of view, not Frodo's.




*POOF*>insta flame Spontanious Frobustion

I like my Mallows perfectly toasted like Elanorh, or gloriously bursting into flame, depending on my mood. Smores are good too, but made with a really good cookie instead of a grahm cracker. Sugar cookies are the best. YYUUUUMMMMMMMMM
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Stuffing melted mallows into Frodo's mouth and having him slowly suck the goo off of them is such a sensual thought.
~yoiks yoiks too for the pic of Fro Lily attached

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Hobmom
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Looks up smiling from counting the Squire's buttons which she has carefully sequestered in her wee pocket........

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Poor Lily! (((Lily))). Looking forward to Narya's next post. May I offer a camping vignette? It's too long to post in one hit, so I'll split it in two rather than double post.

Part I

“Let’s make a bet,” Frodo says. He smiles at you over his armful of freshly cut wood. If you didn’t have your own armful of firewood, you’d walk straight over and find out what that smile tasted like.
“What kind of bet?”
A strange place to play that kind of game. Your campsite is beautiful, green and tranquil and soaked in sunshine. Your sisters are enchanted with it, planning endless festivities.
“I bet you won’t be able to go from midnight to midnight without kissing me more than ten times.”
You stare at him.
A bet? That’s torture.
“So you couldn’t do it.” Frodo drops his wood on the pile, his voice husky and amused. “That’s a shame.”
You drop your wood with a clatter.
“What are the terms of this bet?”
“If you win, you have to do exactly what I say for one day. If you win, vice versa.”
“Done,” you say. “From midnight tonight.”
Frodo laughs and shakes your hand. Then his thumb slides up your wrist, tracing a slow, tingling path. He’s close enough for you to smell linden and sun-warmed cotton.
“Till tomorrow, then,” he says, and grins wickedly as he walks away.

You make a point of sitting the furthest from him when the campfire starts. Your sisters are laughing and singing, unashamedly loving the firelight’s effect on Frodo. His lustrous curls are gold-tinted, his skin like warmed honey.
Everyone is threading marshmallows on sticks or cramming them onto biscuits. Toasting the sweets brown and crisp on the fire’s heat. Frodo takes one and bites into it. He laughs at the sweet, molten stickiness and catches some with his tongue.
The lass beside you taps your arm.
“Your marshmallow’s on fire.”
You rescue your marshmallow inferno just as some of the lasses burst into song. When it ends, Frodo applauds loudly. “You shall all get thanks for that,” he announces.
Bouncing up, makes his way around the circle, kissing each lass quickly on the lips. He kisses the flushed and giggling lass next to you, then puts his hands lightly on your knees and leans in.
For a moment you almost consider slapping him away. Ridiculous. Nonsensical.
As your lips cling warmly to his, Frodo whispers, “till midnight.”
Then he darts to the next lass, leaving you to gather your scattered wits.

Safe in your tent, you shake out your sleeping bag, put on your thickest nightgown, and choose a book of poetry, turning to the most solemn lay you can find. Fortunately it’s late, and after a few minutes you are tired enough to douse the lamp. Fortitude, that’s what you have. Resistance. A mind of your own. You don’t let your guard down that easily!
Perhaps it is a gift of the fresh air, but you have a marvellous dream. Frodo’s face is there, inches from your own. His breath is caressing your mouth.
“Good morning,” he purrs.
“Mmm,” you answer happily.
Such a lovely way to start a day – a long, slow, leisurely –
“Frrrdghh! That’s cheating!”
Frodo looks innocent. “Nonsense.”
You sigh huffily. “That’s one kiss, then. Only one. I still have nine left.”
“Would you like your hair brushed?” he says politely. “It’s very tangled.”
After a haughty pause, you nod. You do have resistance. In spades. And you will not let him rattle you.
The brush draws silkily through your hair. Then Frodo’s fingers tingle the back of your neck, becoming touches and caresses. Tracing the shape of your ears. Untangling your locks from crown to ends.
“Finished,” he murmurs, his hand still on your nape, eyes glowing into yours.
“Thank you,” you say, and stand hurriedly up.
You’re not cracking early. Just – pacing yourself.
“Do you need any help getting dressed?”
“No!”
Frodo grins deliciously before ducking out of the tent.

The lake is the colour of white gold, and some of the lasses are out in boats. Frodo, however, has elected to stay on shore with his fishing rod. There are so many lasses here today - why does it feel like you are the only one near him?
The sun beats down, relentless. Perspiration is running down your back. And your neck. And the backs of your knees. You take off your overskirt and your bodice and sit in your thin, low-cut chemise and petticoat. You can feel Frodo’s eyes on you. The sun is nothing compared to that.
The fishing line jerks taut. With his lashes down and a frown of concentration, Frodo reels in the line. His shirt is half-unbuttoned from the heat, and it gapes as he bends forward.
Suddenly you hurry to the shore and wade into the water, enjoying the cold shock to your skin. The bottom is sandy and pebbled, the water rippling crystal.
You take three deep breaths, and dive. Sound and light closes off, and you are encased in a world of waving weed and darting fish, turning in perfect unison. Up for a breath, a wet shake of the head, and down again.
And there he is. Lovely as a merman, his shirt sleeves billowing, and his curls in a weightless cloud. When he sees you, the blue of his eyes brighter than any living coral, he swims up to where your own hair streams upward. Bubbles tickle your cheek as he brings his face up to your own.
You hold him until your lungs scream for air, and he holds you to him as you rise in his arms to the surface. To break apart and gulp for oxygen under the bright dazzle of sunlight.
“Two,” he says, over his shoulder, and he strokes in to the shore.

Until lunch you manage to steer clear of him. You’ve done well – it’s only eleven hours till midnight.
“Are you all right?” one of your sisters asks. “You’re looking awfully pale.” She puts her hand to your forehead. “I can find something for sunstroke.”
Making excuses, you join in unpacking the delights from the food baskets. You open the basket of freshly baked bread. Why must the elves be so thorough? They haven’t only baked it, they’ve sliced and buttered it to boot.
A shadow appears on the table. A swear word jumps into your mind, one you certainly wouldn’t use in Frodo’s presence.
“Mmm,” Frodo says. “I’m hungry.”
Deftly, he lifts a slice of bread and sinks his teeth into it. “Like some?” he says, innocently offering you the bitten slice.
There’s a crumb just at the corner of his mouth. “Um,” you say. “No. No thank you.”
Frodo leans forward two inches and says something to you in Quenya.
Oh, Eru.
It’s not just what he says – it’s the sound of the words. Words you only share with him when involved in other activities. Never before have you been able to resist them.
And you don’t now.
This will be the last one today for sure, and it’s a mere peck. Is anyone watching? Too bad if they are.
Frodo breaks the kiss. What is he doing? His cheeks are rosy flushed, his lips dark.
“Anyone would think,” he murmurs, “that you don’t really care about this bet at all.”
And away he walks, still carrying the slice of bread.
You slump against the trestle table.

Someone packed the mantelpiece clock from Bag End West. An Elvish joke. One of the lasses has set it on a table. You keep glancing at it. It’s driving you crazy.
To your relief, someone calls your name. One of your sisters rushes over.
“Frodo has a wonderful idea,” she exclaims. “I want to do a sculpture with the clay from the shore. Would you be able to pose for me?”
“Of course,” you say, flattered.
She leads you to a rock by the lake. Frodo is sitting on it, eyes glinting at you, a hint of a smile on his mouth.
“Er,” you say.
She arranges you both on the rock. “Rest back on your elbows a bit,” she says. “Is that comfortable? Frodo, tilt your head an inch more. Hold that pose! Now, Frodo, could you move your hand up to her waist? Oh, that’s lovely.”
She sets rapidly to work with her clay, humming to herself. “A hobbit version of Rodin. Now, can you two kiss until I get the faces right?”
You glare at Frodo. He grins, trying too hard not to giggle.
Oh well.
Fourth kiss coming up.

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Maeglian
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Peachy! Can't wait, can't wait for the rest!

Here's some limericks about how haremite camping sharpens all senses in the most delightful ways........ I think this may follow up on Peachy's kissing theme too!


The warm touch of the fire on your face
and his hand holding yours makes all trace,
any sense, of night chill
disappear; now you will
instead burn in a lovely Fro daze.

The camp fire sheds dazzling light
But beyond it you see deep dark night
hiding all. They will miss
that you're stealing one kiss,
or one hundred: You’re safe out of sight!

The linden and forest smells mingle
with the camp fire’s woodsmoke. Each single
breath is making you thrill
and you savour your fill
as the soft rich night scents make you tingle.

Even marshmallows here taste divine,
so it’s with spice and relish you dine
and enjoy the sweetmeats.
Yet the very best treat:
All those kisses taste sweeter than wine!

The camp fire crackles, the call
of some night bird is heard. Now you fall
very silent, you listen
and wait, not to miss when
Frodo next whispers ”dear” - You’re enthralled.



My 6th sense is telling me that a lot of wonderful haremite camping posts will follow over the next few days. I *loved* all those suggestions of yours, Narya!

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Eldalieva
Servant of the Secret Frodo

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Now wait just a minute here, Peachy. The bet is that "you" can't go 24 hours without kissing Frodo, but it's perfectly clear that it's FRODO who is kissing YOU and so I think that's cheating and it's totally unfair...and...and...dishonest...and...and

Oh who cares?! I would have lost that bet in 10 minutes!

But as for losing...this bet pretty much sounds like a win-win situation!

I hope you're writing kisses 4-10, wherever you are! Here's a little something to add fuel to the fire:

Poor Peachy, desperately trying to win her bet, is keeping her distance, not just from Frodo, but the others as well. 'Bunch of tarts,' she thinks. 'They'll only get me in hot water.'

True to form, her solitude does not last long. Elda strolls over with a big egg-suck grin on her face.

"Hiya, Peach! Mind if I join you? Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm tying fishing flies," Peachy answers.

"Hmmm. That sounds nice and...distracting. Sooo...how's the bet going?"

"How do you know about that?"

"Oh, we all know. Word gets around fast here, you know."

'Tarts,' Peachy thinks, but says, "Well, I'll have you know, I'm going to WIN that bet."

"My my my," Elda says. "I DO have to admire your iron self control. As I'm sure Frodo does. He wouldn't bother to bet ME. I would have lost before the words were even out of his mouth. His soft, rosy, sensual, honey-tasting mouth. You know the one."

Peachy grits her teeth. "Yes. Yes I do," she says, as pleasantly as possible. "Was there something you wanted, Elda?"

"Oh no. Just wanted to see how you're doing. But while I'm here...some of the girls and I have a little bet of our own going. Which one of you will win, that sort of thing. You should know, I have quite a bit riding on Frodo."

Peachy attempts to remain unruffled by the expression "riding on Frodo."

"Well, Elda," she says, "I just hope it's not more than you can afford to lose. Because I'm going to win that bet, you see."

Elda stands up and pats Peachy on the shoulder. "That's the spirit, Peach! 'Hope unquenchable!' Or would that be, 'endurance without hope?' Ah well, time will tell!"

Elda walks away. At that moment, Frodo happens to come into the clearing. Elda doesn't lose a moment wrapping her arms around his waist.

"Hey Peach, check it out!" she calls. "I don't have a bet!" And she kisses him, ten times, in succession.

Peachy sighed. It was going to be a very long day.

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Over the sands he wandered, a hobbit whose soul was scarred;
He embraced his friends there closely, whose love could not be marred;
He took a ship to the Havens, and he will be waiting there
for the friend who dearly loved him,
One who dearly loved him,
For all who dearly loved him, Frodo the Halfling fair.
--Alfred Noyes, reinterpreted by Peachy

And all is dross that is not Frodo. -- Marlowe, reinterpreted by Peachy

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Maeglian, if that doesn't get us in the mood for camping I don't know what will.

ROFL @ Elda! You know me too well!!

I should leave you in suspense for that. Bunch of tarts... I don't get no respect for my powers of resistance..

Oh, sod it.

Part II

It’s dark now. Stars sheet the sky with white fire. The campfire crackles and smokes.
Three hours left.
Some of the lasses have gone to the hot springs, while others, exhausted, have gone early to bed. You weren’t tired and you didn’t fancy the springs just yet, so you slipped into the trees with a basket for a game of your own.
Sparklers, some of Gandalf’s finest. You strike a match, and touch it to the end of the wire.
It catches, spurting and crackling white-yellow fire. You whirl it with the glee of a child, creating streaks of light that linger when you close your eyes. Flicking a wrist, you make circles and words. Then, slowly, it fizzles out.
“That was pretty,” says a voice behind you.
You turn around. It’s like the sea – you daren’t risk keeping your back to him.
“Yes,” you say. “I wish they lasted longer.”
“But they wouldn’t be as beautiful then. We’d take them for granted.”
“I suppose.” You’d like to walk past him back to camp, but it seems rude. Ha. He’s the one stalking you. Well, showing up at inopportune moments. And you do not want to keep running away from him, proving your weakness.
“There’s powdered sugar on your neck,” Frodo says. “What have you been doing with those marshmallows, exactly?”
You wipe quickly at your neck. “Eating too many of them. If I have a stomachache tomorrow it’ll be no more than I deserve.”
Frodo steps closer.
“There’s some on your ear.”
“There is not.”
“Keep still.”
He brushes at your ear with his fingertips. “See?” He holds out his fingers, and shows a drift of sugar on them. He puts his fingers to his mouth and licks them. Slowly.
You march over, put your hands on his shoulders.
“Right,” you say. “This is the last one. Since you’re so obviously desperate.”
He tastes like marshmallows. His hair smells like woodsmoke. His clothes crackle with leaves and dirt.
Somehow you’ve ended up on the ground. His buttons are undone. Your laces are loose. A sixth kiss. Ooooh. Seven. Mmm.
And then you remember.
You struggle to sit up. Frodo lets you rise, but it clearly costs him an effort. He closes his eyes. You stroke fingers through his hair.
“No,” Frodo says raggedly. “I deserve it. I’ve been teasing you all day. I’ll – I’ll go and have a swim in the lake.”
“The lake? It’ll be freezing.”
“I *need* freezing.”
”Oh, please don’t. Go to bed.”
He looks into your eyes. And can see you mean it.
“All right,” he says. “I’ll have to obey you tomorrow, so I may as well start now.” He brushes your lips with his fingertips. “Love you.”
“Love you too.”
He gets up and walks to his tent. You sit there, hugging your knees. Gaze over at your own tent, so lonely and cold. The camp, hushed and dark, prickling stars above in the sighing trees.
The mantelpiece clock ticks. And ticks.
Five minutes to twelve.
You get up and steal noiselessly to Frodo’s tent. Undo the flap. It’s dark, but you can see the outline of his body. Hear his breathing. He doesn’t move.
You kneel down and stroke his hair. He sits up, slowly, and you take his cheek in your palm.
“Three left,” you whisper.

Frodo brushes your cheek with the back of his hand. His chest is pressed to yours, his heartbeat quick and strong. By now, of course, you've lost count.
Outside, the clock strikes midnight.
You go on kissing. You kiss until Frodo sighs and gathers you in his arms. He lowers you down onto his sleeping bag. You snuggle deeper into his arms.
“Oh.” You think for a bit. “What are we doing tomorrow?”
He nuzzles your ear. “Skinny-dipping.”
“Mmm.” You giggle into his shoulder. “Frodo?”
“Yes?” Gently, he draws his fingers through your hair.
“I’m glad I lost the bet.”

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Mmm...scrumptious, Peachy. Simply scrumptious.

Elda goes off to collect her winnings.

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Over the sands he wandered, a hobbit whose soul was scarred;
He embraced his friends there closely, whose love could not be marred;
He took a ship to the Havens, and he will be waiting there
for the friend who dearly loved him,
One who dearly loved him,
For all who dearly loved him, Frodo the Halfling fair.
--Alfred Noyes, reinterpreted by Peachy

And all is dross that is not Frodo. -- Marlowe, reinterpreted by Peachy

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Mmmmm....Peachy.....how hot is THAT?

RL has been a bear the last 24 hours (big surprise ), and I just haven't had a second to get to Part IV. But now I'm thinking Peachy and Maeg have done an absolutely wonderful job of transporting us on the camping trip of our dreams, so my version of us getting there is totally unnecessary!! Yay! WooHoo!

Peachy, I have to say....that was exquisite! I can totally understand the desire to win...and the desire to lose....OK, I can totally understand the desire, period.

I find the combination of the smell of sun-warmed skin with smoky campfire excruciatingly sexy. This could be a hot camping week, people.

I was grocery shopping this morning, and found myself standing staring at the bags of marshmallows with a goofy grin on my face. I had to shake myself to remember where I was, and what I was there for. Never before in my life have marshmallows transported me to another time, and another place. You're all a bad influence, I tell you!

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Here's a picture to illustrate Peachy's wonderful swoonsome vignette....



I never realised camping could be so much fun! Phwoooaaaarrr!

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Lipsmackinbrowsquinchinringbearinswooninducinhoney
tastintweedwearinlindenscentedharemlovin.......Frodo
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Hours and hours of silence later...

All right, you guys. You know you don't HAVE to write camping stories in every post - it is OK just to gab, too.

Narya breaks into song - and that ain't pretty

Oh where, oh where have my Haremites gone
Oh where, oh where can they be
With their saucy smiles
And their naughty wiles
Oh where, oh where can they be.

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Narya I think all the big gabbers are at the hoot.

It's up to us to keep the gabbing going.

I tried. I wrote my first smootchie Fro vignette. Not a patch on the spicey stuff Peachy dishes up... I'm more the subtle type. But I did my bit and there's nobody around here.

I hear echoing in the halls of BEW.

And there's not much going on in the Faculty or Hugs(in spite of the incredibly... erm... interesting things that have appeared down there). And I know all those ladies have not gone camping.

So how many of us are still here to keep the Squire company?

Come on you lazy lurkers!

We can't have a lonely Frodo!

All right. If this is the way it has to be.....

Come here, Frodo, dear.

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I'm still here... I'm the one alternating between quietly sitting under a tree reading a book and looking up, admiring the scenery, and sighing from contentment

Just catching up on my movie-watching, actually ("The Shawshank Redemption," "Iron Monkey," and "The Anniversary Party" so far today). Finals for spring term are next week, so I thought I needed a chance to unwind! What better way than a camping trip on BEWTE?!

I'm SO bringing the French bread!!

Methinks I should try to write one of those vignettes meself!
(Great plot bunnies, Narya! )

That is, if I work up the cojones to actually post it

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Peachy & Elda - thanks for the laugh! I know I don't have that kind of resistance.

All this talk about campfires and tents and marshmallows is making me want to go real live actual camping. Bugs and all. Woe is me! Woe is me!

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Sporker! I knew you were around here someplace.

If you want cajones go down and look in Hugs. I can't believe you haven't made a comment down there yet. Click the piccies link. Go girl!

And see! Anais is here too.

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Well -- I spent the day gardening a bit -- so much to do before folks start arriving for sister-in-law's wedding later this week! I'm going to be a little scarce as a result.

So -- I have a bittersweet RL story to share ... My great-great uncle passed away yesterday night. He was 101 and probably one of the most hobbity folks I've ever known (In fact, one of our family stories is about the time when he was a young college lad, and stood up after Thanksgiving Dinner to thank his sister for a great meal - and popped all the brass buttons off his vest when he stretched!! He even had a Scottish accent).... His sons hadn't rototilled his garden this year for him, since he'd been feeble. One son stopped by his house about 9pm last night, couldn't find him -- eventually found him down in his garden patch - Uncle Donald had hoed it up himself, planted pumpkins and winter squash etc. and some of his gladiolas and had been taking care of it without his sons knowing .... Something had happened and when Tom found him, he was laying in the garden, cold and wet because it had been raining, but still entirely coherent. They got him into the house and helped him change into warm clothes (his other son came over to help) -- and he passed away, just like that. With his sons there, after gardening. I know there's probably a ton of second-guessing going on right now ... but in the end, we all have to go and I guess I hope when I do, it's with my kids at a ripe old age after or while doing something I love -- and while I'm still sharp-witted.

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