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Maeglian:

The linden and forest smells mingle
with the camp fire’s woodsmoke. Each single
breath is making you thrill
and you savour your fill
as the soft rich night scents make you tingle

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What a beautiful limerick, Maeg!! Although 'beautiful' and 'limerick' sound a little odd together..

So things are quiet because of camping, huh?
Kissing bets and harem origin stories--those are so great, Peachy!

Sorry to hear about your loss, Elanorh. {{{Elanorh}}} The hair trigger emotions of pregnancy are a trial sometimes. Just don't make any big hair decisions. Like suddenly getting fed up and cutting it.

{{{Harem}}}}

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Tackles Stormy in a delighted hug!!! It's so good to see you!


Meryl, thank you for letting us know how you're all doing. The colour here says... something about a slight twinge of envy .... y'know: Wish I was there, too! Say hello to everyone!


(((Elanorh))) - my belated condolences.


Peachy - you're really something! Wonderful!
(My mind skipped ahead to "Chip the glasses and crack the plates...." .There are some possibilities for a re-write there too.... )


In the gathering dusk, Maeg settles comfortably by the fire, wrapped in a soft nice blanket, with a bowl of strawberries and Elanorh's cream dip within reach, and falls into deep thought.

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Tata's got an AXE?? After all those assurances last year that we had no axe murderers...

(((((stormy)))))

Mel

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(((( Stormy)))) Where've ya been? You dont post nearly enough nowadays. We've missed you. And is that a new avatar I see? Ooohh.. angsty.

Glad to hear the real camping hoot is going well.

For those of us relying on our imaginations- here's a visual aid..
Frodo is sleeping...his raven curls fall over his forehead, the moonlight giving his creamy skin an ethereal glow, his dusky lashes casting soft shadows like whispers on his cheek. A smile plays at the edges of those most kissable lips. A pleasant dream..


Something disturbs his slumber.. his eyes snap open..a frown creases those perfect brows.

He half rises...

... and relaxes, realising it is you. He throws back the blanket and welcomes you into his arms.....

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((((Meryl)))). It sounds wonderful. I'm so very jealous.

Praise from Stormyday? Gosh!! starts to hyperventilate

On with the story. I must say, you lasses have interestingly speculative minds.. I dunno..


They had not been at the table long, in fact they had hardly reached the third cheesecake, when there came another even louder ring at the bell.
‘Excuse me!’ said the hobbit, and off he went to the door.
‘So you have got here at last!’ That was what he was going to say to Gandalf this time. But it was not Gandalf. Instead there was a very hot-looking lass on the step with a white dress and a scarlet hood; and she too hopped inside as soon as the door was open, just as if she had been invited.
‘I see they have begun to arrive already,’ she said when she caught sight of Pearl’s green hood hanging up. She hung her red one next to it, and ‘Niphredil at your service,’ she said, before adding, ‘oh, Frodo, you look absolutely gorgeous.’
‘Thank you!’ said Frodo with a gasp. It was not the correct thing to say, but ‘they have begun to arrive’ had flustered him badly. He liked lasses, but he liked to know them before they started chatting him up, and he preferred to chat them up himself. He had a horrible thought that the cakes might run short, and then he – as the host; he knew his duty and stuck to it however painful – he might have to give these lasses what they were asking for.
‘Come along in, and have some tea!’ he managed to say after taking a deep breath.
‘A kiss would suit me better, if it is all the same to you,’ said Niphredil with a heave of her bosom. ‘I don’t mind some heavy petting either – if you’ve ever kissed a lass before.’
‘Lots!’ Frodo found himself answering, to his surprise; and he found himself kissing Niphredil rather passionately.

When they had rearranged their clothing and returned to the table, Niphredil and Pearl began talking at the table like old friends (as a matter of fact they were sisters). Frodo plumped down some beer and cheesecake in front of them, when loud came a ring at the bell again, and then another ring.
‘Gandalf for certain this time,’ he thought as he raced along the passage. But it was not. It was two more lasses, both with blue hoods, silver belts, and yellow dresses, and each of them carried a bag of clothes and a suitcase. In they hopped, as soon as the door began to open – Frodo was hardly surprised at all.
‘What can I do for you, my lasses?’ he said.
‘Narya at your service!’ said the one. ‘And Chica!’ added the other; and they both swept off their blue hoods and kissed him.
‘At yours and your family’s!’ replied Frodo, remembering his manners this time and kissing them back.
‘Pearl and Niphredil are here already, I see,’ said Narya. ‘Let us join the throng!’
‘Throng!’ thought Mr Baggins. ‘I don’t like the sound of that. I really must sit down for a minute and collect my wits, and have a drink.’ He had only just had a sip – while the four lasses sat round him, and talked about how they were going to look after him and how they were going to share the appointment book, and lots of other things which he did not understand, and did not want to, for they sounded much too adventurous – when, ding-dong-a-ling-dang, his bell rang again, as if some naughty elf was trying to pull the handle off.
‘Someone at the door!’ he said, blinking.
‘Some four, I should say by the sound,’ said Chica. ‘Besides, we saw them coming along behind us in the distance.’

The astonished Frodo sat down in the hall and wondered what had happened, but the bell rang again louder than ever, and he had to run to the door. It was not four after all, it was FIVE. Another lass had come along while he was wondering in the hall. He had hardly turned the knob, before they were all inside, smiling and purring ‘at your service’ one after another. Hewene, Spork, Elda, Elevensies and Lily were their names, and very soon two purple hoods, a silver hood, a pink hood, and a white hood were hanging on the pegs, and off they marched with Frodo to join the others. Already it had almost become a throng. Some kissed his hair, and some his face, and one his neck, and all of them his lips, so the hobbit was kept very busy for a while.
A number of buttons had landed in the hearth, his waistcoat was gone, and the lasses were starting on his breeches when there came – a loud knock. Not a ring, but a hard rat-tat on the hobbit’s beautiful green door. Somebody was banging with a stick!
Frodo rushed along the passage, very flustered, and altogether bewildered and bebothered – this was the most awkward situation he ever remembered. He pulled open the door with a jerk, and they all fell in on top of him. More lasses, many more! (They weren’t complaining, I can tell you.) And there was Gandalf behind, leaning on his staff and laughing. He had made quite a dent on the beautiful door; he had also, by the way, knocked out the secret mark that he had put there the morning before.
‘Carefully! Carefully!’ he said. ‘It is not like you, Frodo, to keep friends waiting on the mat, and then open the door like a pop-gun! I’m not going to introduce all these just yet, except Gorbag.’
‘Hello, Frodo,’ said the lasses happily, getting up and putting their hoods on pegs. The only non-lass was Gorbag, a most important Orc, who was not at all pleased at falling flat on Frodo’s mat with all the lasses on top of him. For one thing, an enormous pile of Haremites is extremely heavy. Gorbag indeed was rather peeved, and said he shouldn’t be treated like that when he was on a diet, but the lasses said they were sorry so many times, that at last he grunted ‘pray don’t mention it,’ and stopped scowling.

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(((((Peachy & Harem)))))

I wonder if they have clear skies on the Camping Hoot and can see the stars? Stars are the theme of the filk I was struggling with. Thanks for all the Harem vibes. I did my best, but it was a bit of a silly undertaking, and indeed based upon a misunderstanding.

You see, I thought Gil-Galad BECAME a star for his heroism, just as Eärendil (kind of) became a star - or at least his ship did. I thought there WAS a star of Gil-Galad, but in fact his NAME means "Star of Radiance", and it is said to have fallen into darkness "in Mordor where there shadows are", as the three verses sung by Sam at Weathertop put it. The stars were only mirrored on his shield.

I had it all completely wrong, but I'd based a whole filk around it! I don't mean I thought that Elbereth had a new year's honours list, or anything, but I thought she put up stars as emblems for heroes or people who had made great sacrifices, like Gil-Galad.

And within the above theory, I always liked to hope, deep inside, that Frodo became represented by a star one day. Soppy, I guess.

Anyway, please forgive me. I thought maybe the song could still vaguely apply, in a loose sense. I don't go around singing songs from "Fame" (I did back in 1981, but that's another story - so did practically all the girls my age at the time!) - but I think "The Body Electric" is an exceptionally stirring song. (Blushes) - and I can never hear it without thinking of the Ainulindalë.

THE HYMN OF CREATION

(Tune: “I Sing The Body Electric”)

Yavanna:
I sing the Hymn of Creation
Earth-midwife to conception and birth

Ulmo:
I rise in waves of ablution
Divide and encircle the earth.

Varda:
I light up the heavens above Eldamar
And I herald the chosen of Ilúvatar
For I know that in time they will all be stars.

Eärendil:
I steer the prow of the Dreamflower
They say I am the Courser on High:
I gaze in rapt adoration
As Elwing embraces the sky!
And though Silmarils perish and Eä be marred
Still the Light Everlasting burns fierce from afar
For they call me Eärendil, the Evening Star.

Gil-Galad:
I bore the spear named Aeglos
I fought upon the Dagorlad plain:
A king of men fought beside me
Elendil the Tall was his name.
But Fingon’s son perished, far from Eglamar
Consumed on the dark slopes of Aman Amarth
And his radiance died with the Northern Star.

Manwë:
The Ainulindalë was sung
And the themes were played
But still Eru’s full purpose
Is unfolding …

Varda:
He bore a Phial of Radiance
He shone e’en with the light of Aman!
He cried to me for deliverance:
I called him at last to this land!
Hath anguish no meaning? Hath pain no release?
Take comfort, Ringbearer; here shalt thou find peace.
And in time, and in time

The Valar:
And in time, and in time

Varda:
And in time, and in time
You will see:

Yavanna:
I sowed the seeds of Creation
I celebrated life yet to come!

Aulë:
I wrought the lamps of the heavens:
Now Arien chariots the sun!

Varda:
Telperion’s light is by Tilion drawn
Alcarinquë burns still, herald of the Firstborn

The Valar:
And in time Arda Marred
Shall be healed of her scars
And in time, and in time

They will all be stars.

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Originally posted by Peachy
he might have to give these lasses what they were asking for.

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Muahahahahahahahahah!! Darn straight!!



Well, it's not quite done yet, but I've got the fixin's for a little camping vignette in my notebook... Perhaps I will transcribe & complete it tonight!

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and they both swept off their blue hoods and kissed him......Some kissed his hair, and some his face, and one his neck, and all of them his lips, so the hobbit was kept very busy for a while.

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Peachy, it just keeps getting better and better (if that is at all possible!) How utterly divine! (And I got a blue hood! WooHoo!)

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Take comfort, Ringbearer; here shalt thou find peace...And in time Arda Marred
Shall be healed of her scars

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Niph, you have a gift of great heart.

Spork - you go girl! I can hardly wait!

And I have one for the lurkers waiting in the wings...

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Peachy, your a wonder! How do you come up with such great vignettes? Love them all!

Elanoth, so sorry to hear about your loss. As the others have said, he sounds like he led a full life and passed away doing what he loved surrounded by those he loved. {{{Hugs}}}

Thanks for checking in Meryl! Sounds like ya'll are having fun! Hope the weather is cooperating! Tata and an Axe? Heeheehee! Must remember to bring one to KC. :P

Spork, can't wait for your vignette. I wrote one at work, but it needs some editing! I have to scratch out some of it since it was less than PG-rated!

Oh, Quicksilver, loves those pics! *sigh*

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Peachmeister!!!!! I loff and loff your "how the harem came to BEWTE" tale!

Very funny! It has a touch of the Hobbit to it but instead of intrusive dwarves we have 'affectionate' haremites. And Gandalf making trouble as usual.

BTW I want my cloak to be violet-blue to match the Squires eyes. And lookit what I added to my sig!

Meryl- So things seem to be going nicely at the hoot. Good to hear it. What do you all have planned for the rest of the week?
Keep us updated.

Spork- Fork over your vignette! This I gotta see! Get's out fire extinguisher.

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The fire has burned down to glowing coals, though every now and then someone will add another log and stir the sparks to dancing again. A few of your sisters have moved away from the fire to lie on the soft grass and listen to Patricia point out the stars -- there are so many of them, out here away from all the lights. You lean back against a boulder and listen to the rest of your sisters laughing at a story told over the last of the marshmallows.

Frodo sits at the edge of the firelight. His pipe is in his hand, but he isn't smoking -- just running a finger along the smooth-polished rim as if thinking about filling it. The light of the dying coals flickers across his face, alternately lighting and shadowing the hollow of his cheek. You watch the edge of the light, fascinated, and fantasize about following its path with your fingertip, or maybe even...

He glances up at you as if he can feel the touch of your gaze, and you redden suddenly. He lifts his eyebrows slightly, and you speak to cover your embarrassment.

"What are you thinking about, Frodo?"

He smiles slightly, and makes a slight gesture that encompasses the entire group. "Just this... it is good to be around all of you."

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Niph, I dunno the tune, but LOVE it regardless.
Each of them should be made into individual poems of the day or something.
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Meryl, tyvm for the report, how fun! I was going to have a trivia contest at the July Hoot, thinking what and original idea I had NOT. oh well. Not that I know Tolkien trivia, but I have the books as a good source.
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just running a finger along the smooth-polished rim

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Yoiks and double Yoiks. If I were wearing undies, they for sure would be on fire. (hate panty lines with a passion)

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Queenie has no knickers! Queenie needs no knickers!

(((Mel))), I luuuuurve that.

(((Niphy))), that song gave me five sets of goosebumps. I counted. You’ve improved on The Body Electric. And it’s a lovely idea. Varda, can you hear me?

Spork, Quicksilver, can’t wait for your vignettes! I bet they rock!

‘Now we are all here!’ said Gandalf. ‘Quite a merry gathering! I hope there is something left for the latecomers to eat and drink! What’s that? Tea? No thank you! A little red wine, I think, for me.’
“And a shag and a massage,” said one lass.
“And a bath in front of the fire,” said another.
“And a snog and a - ouch! There’s nothing wrong with that word!”
“PG site,” muttered the other Haremite.
‘And a cuddle - and hugs - and some more snogs, if you don’t mind,’ called the other lasses through the door.
‘Seem to know as much about my talents as I do myself!’ thought Mr Baggins, who was feeling positively flummoxed.
By the time he had given the lasses more kisses, he was getting very hot, and red in the face. But before he could say ‘knife’ the lasses had whisked him into the parlour and started everything afresh.
Gandalf sat at the head of the table, and Frodo sat on a stool at the fireside nibbling at an earlobe (his appetite was starting to return) and trying to look as if this was all perfectly ordinary and not in the least peculiar. The lasses ate cheesecake, and talked, and time got on. At last they pushed their chairs back.
‘I suppose you will all stay to supper?’ Frodo said, and jumped as a lass ran her foot up his leg.
‘Of course!’ said Pearl. ‘And after. You shan’t get through everyone till late, and we must have some music first. Now to clear up!’
Thereupon the lasses - not Gorbag, he was setting up his hammock, and stayed talking to Gandalf - jumped to their feet, and made tall piles of all the things. Off they went with Frodo, not waiting for trays, while Frodo stammered; ‘please, don’t trouble! I can manage.’ But the lasses only started to sing:

Chipping glasses and cracking plates!
Shaking tables and rattling forks!
that’s what Frodo’s love creates -
Smashing bottles and burning corks!

Tear his clothes and knock him flat!
Roll around on the pantry floor!
Have him twice on the bedroom mat!
Make a racket behind the door!

Kiss him after an evening stroll;
Pound him like you’re a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if you’re still whole,
Down the hall you’re going to roll!

That’s what Frodo’s love creates!
So that’s why BEWTE has cracked plates!

Of course they did not do any of these things straight away. Everything was cleaned and put away safe as quick as lightning, while Frodo was turning round and round in the middle of the kitchen trying to see what they were doing. Then they went back to the parlour, and found Gandalf smoking a pipe and Gorbag eating a cheese sandwich.
‘Now for some music!’ said a lass. ‘Bring out the instruments!’
Stormy and Mel rushed for their bags and brought back little fiddles, Ghyste, Opaline and Tata brought out flutes from somewhere inside their dresses, Pearl produced chains from her bag and was told to put them back again, and a couple of lasses went out and came back with clarinets. Maeglian and Mariole came back with viols as big as themselves, and with Talagwen’s harp wrapped in a green cloth. It was a beautiful golden harp, and when Tala struck it the music began all at once, and they began to sing again.

Far over the misty mountains cold
from dungeons deep and caverns old
We ran away ere break of day,
To seek the hobbit we wish to hold.

His beauty has cast mighty spells,
his voice is clear as ringing bells
Our love is deep, and so we’ll sleep,
right here in BEWTE where he dwells.

No ancient king nor elvish lord
Could win away this happy horde
Their love was wrought, their passion caught
by one sweet hobbit they adored.

Like silver necklaces all strung
Like flowering stars, and crowns, they hung
like dragon-fire, in twisted wire
upon their love, their moon and sun.

Far over the misty mountains cold
from dungeons deep and caverns old
We ran away ere break of day,
To seek the hobbit we wish to hold.

A niche they carved there for themselves
with love untold; where no man delves
There stayed they long, and many a song
was sung unheard by men or elves.

They knew his perils on the height,
Of painful groaning in the night,
The One Ring’s dread, its anguish spread;
Its fire like torches blazed with light.

Of trumpets sounding in the dale,
when men looked up with faces pale;
And Sauron’s ire more fierce than fire
Laid low their towers and houses frail.

The mountain smoked beneath the moon
The hobbits heard the tramp of doom.
Then loosed the thrall, to dying fall
Beneath their feet, beneath the moon.

Far over the misty mountains grim
From dungeons deep and caverns dim
We came away ere break of day
And we will never part from him!

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Of him the jesters madly sing
The last whose realm had vodka free
Between the mountains and the sea... - Jussacgirl, LOTR Big Brother.

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I just realized that I meant to wish Ellin luck with her dissertation (been there, done that, never again!!! ). I hope everything goes well ... it's quite a stressful time I know.

Mel - love your vignette! And of course, Peachy's revisitation of the beginning of the Hobbit has been wonderful. -- Niphy, you sounded positively apologetic with your revisitation of the Body Electric -- but it was lovely too!

It's been a 'day' here, for no reason at all. Just regular work stuff I suppose, and all the (forseen and not forseen) *stuff* going on right now with SIL's wedding prep, and the funeral, and company coming ... Hubby and I had our second anniversary today and decided we had enough going on, being married to each other was gift enough. It was a relief not to have to add *that* to the overfilled platter of things to do!

In sum ... it's a good night to sit and listen to Patricia's explication of the stars, eat some s'mores, and watch the sparks dance up into the air above the fire, as if they're trying to reach the stars above us.

((Harem)) ((Camping Haremites)) ((HaremDudes)) ((Lurkers))

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Was that Stormy??

Mel! Your viginette was firey!!

Spork, I'm waiting in anticipation for your viginette! Which means you have to post it, because I have my hopes up...
Quicksilver, too!

Niphredil, that filk was so beautiful and epic, perfect for the subject matter, though I haven't heard the song. It sounded like something that Elves might sing in church, if you follow me.

Peachy, I think you could re-write a good portion of The Hobbit! And I would love to read it!! :not worthy:

All these vigs are so wonderful, I am in awe of the collective talent of the Harem! (As always!)

Meryl, so glad to hear that the non-virtual camping trip is going well, I hope we hear more from that front soon! And of course no-one here wishes they were there...we're having a wonderful camping trip right here!!

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And I have one for the lurkers waiting in the wings...

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Narya, should we be concerned?


edit: Happy Aniversary, Elanorh!

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You know, I probably shouldn't have said anything, because now everyone has high expectations!

Stormy!!
*glomps Stormy*
*hug-tackles Stormy*
*dipsmooches Stormy*

Great to see ya

Peachy, yet again, I am NOT WORTHY!!

For some reason, I just lurve the image of Gorby eating a cheese sandwich

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"Some people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own eyes." -- Nightcrawler, "X2"
"I am INVINCIBLE!!" -- Boris Grishenko, "GoldenEye"
"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them." -- Harris K. Telemacher, "L.A. Story"
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Spork, we are hobbits, not professors - we have very reasonable expectations, I assure you, and much love for our fellow Haremites, whether they choose to share their writing or not. We're just thrilled you are thinking of putting your feet in the water, so to speak.

Elanorh, Happy Anniversary! It already sounds much lovelier than my second anniversary... but that is another story entirely, and most certainly will never clutter up Frodo's fine thread.

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Tear his clothes and knock him flat!
Roll around on the pantry floor!
Have him twice on the bedroom mat!
Make a racket behind the door!

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I might have to put that one up in my office - think I'll be cited for harassment??

Cairi - you scratched out the non-PG? Well, you can always borrow some of Peachy's store of innuendo to get you through the parts you had to cut...then we wants to see it, yes we do!

Not to worry, Daisy - unless you are frightened of length, as it keeps growing. Actually, I am celebrating my one year anniversary of de-lurking, and plan to post a little present for all of today's lurkers as a sort of celebration for finding my home here.

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Well, before I post this, I'd like to make some things known:
1) Narya, this is ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! Darn poster-of-plot-bunnies!!
2) I haven't done creative fiction writing since my junior year in high school. Yeah. So I'm rather rusty
3) This was written whilst listening to, in order, The Crystal Method, Depeche Mode, and Bjork. Blame them, too.

*deep breath* OK, here it is!
*hides under a rock*

In the deepening twilight, the campfire casts vibrant, dancing shadows on the trees surrounding your clearing. You sit at the fire’s edge, perched atop a soft linen blanket. Not long ago, your sisters had invited you to accompany them for a cool evening dip at the river’s edge. You had declined, preferring instead to lay here, running your fingers absently through the grass while soaking up the fire’s warmth.

How beautiful it was here! How peaceful! You could sit here forever, enmeshed in Tol Eressëa’s simple sensory delights: the cool caress of the wind ruffling your skirts, the earthy, vibrant scent of the living forest around you, the faint chirping of the crickets, the pleasure of numbering the stars as they slowly peek through evening’s indigo veil. And, especially, the taste of marshmallows.

Marshmallows! Your breath catches as you remember your true purpose for staying behind: a small cache of white fluffy goodness in your picnic basket just waiting for a good roasting fire! With everyone off swimming, no-one will rib you, however good-naturedly, on your preference for, as you like to say, “marshmallows au feu.” Burnt to a crisp! Ha! you think, that’s the only way to eat marshmallows! None of this namby-pamby toasting nonsense!

You giggle wickedly as you reach for your roasting stick -- a willow wand carefully peeled, sharpened, and forked. “And now, my sugary friend, you are mine!” you cackle as you skewer a plump marshmallow, pausing to lick sugar dust from your fingertips.

You thrust your quarry into the heart of the flames, where it promptly ignites. Your attention is so focused on your quickly charring snack that you entirely fail to notice muffled footsteps stealthily creeping towards your turned back.

“What in the world are you cooking?” a soft voice purrs in your ear as a hand brushes your hair aside. Startled out of your wits, you gasp and whip around to face the voice. Unfortunately, you forget what you are holding, and your marshmallow, now little more than a blackened lump, goes sailing off into the trees like an overcooked kamikaze!

You wistfully watch your erstwhile treat land in a bush and turn to face your unexpected companion. “Frodo!” you pout, “you made me throw my marshmallow!”

Is that what that was?!” he asks incredulously. “It certainly did not look like a marshmallow to me!” He sits back on his haunches, gazing at you with an expression that can only be described as equal parts skepticism and merriment.

You blink at him as the absurdity and humor of the situation suddenly occurs to you. All at once, you are unable to control your giggles. You drop your roasting stick and fall onto your back, hooting like an owl, tears streaming down your face, while Frodo stares at you bemusedly. Then, your mirth catches, and he falls back and laughs with you.

When your peals of laughter subside, you prop yourself up on one elbow and look down upon him. The firelight casts a primal, flickering light which reflects in his eyes, and you can still smell him, clean and marvelous, over the heady scent of smoke and earth. “My Lord,” you murmur as you twist your little finger around one of his sable curls, “I thought you knew I like my marshmallows burnt! Everyone teases me for it, but they just haven’t tried it. Have you?”

He gazes at you, and the intense expression in his eyes makes your pulse quicken. “I am sorry to say that I have not. Will you make me one to show me what I have missed?” he replies, a small, slightly naughty smile gracing his lips. Oh Eru, those wonderful, perfect, delicious lips.

“Of course,” you quickly say, flushing. You sit up on your knees, find your roasting stick, and fish another marshmallow from your basket. As you skewer and cook it, you talk to him, managing to keep the quiver from your voice, but only just. “I love how, if the marshmallow is done just right, the outside is burnt and crisp, but the inside is hot and gooey. Then, you get to lick it off your fingers. That is half the fun right there. Ah! It is done!”

You retrieve the marshmallow from the fire, blow off any embers remaining, and pull it off the stick. Frodo sits up and reaches for it, but you tap his hand away. “Oh, no you don’t!” you say. “You cost me one perfectly good marshmallow! Your penance is thus: You will be fed this one by me!”

Quirking an eyebrow, Frodo grins wickedly at you and opens his mouth. You slowly feed him the marshmallow and watch, enraptured, as a drop of molten sugar lands on his lower lip. His tongue snakes out to catch it, but you clear your throat loudly and he stops, grinning. “Allow me,” you whisper, as you bring your mouth to his . . . .

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"Um... I can't find my husband or my beeper... have you seen either one of them?" -- Clair, "The Anniversary Party"
"Some people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own eyes." -- Nightcrawler, "X2"
"I am INVINCIBLE!!" -- Boris Grishenko, "GoldenEye"
"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them." -- Harris K. Telemacher, "L.A. Story"
"Fifteen!" -- Amélie

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Spork!!! You did it! And it's wonderful, and fun, and....hot! I definitely do not mind this being MY fault!

I realized last night that sometime around this actual day last year I made my very first post in the Harem, after months of lurking. I did so with trepidation; with a fair measure of fear that I wouldn't measure up to the wonderful women it had been my pleasure to watch from a safe distance; and with a firm intent to return to lurk mode again. Well, I haven't stopped gabbing since. So I got thinking about lurkers and camping, and another plot bunny was born. (Honestly, I have more rabbits than I'll ever be able to stew. ) So to celebrate my de-lurking anniversary, and to honor all those who still (or mostly) sit quietly watching, I give you the following.



You no longer remember the moment when you first knew you were drawn to him. You do remember the struggle to suppress your feelings, and the long conversations with yourself, trying to convince your heart to renounce the call to seek him over the seas. But as many before you had discovered, that call plumbed depths beyond both reason and argument. Everything he had done, everything that he was, filled you with longing, though you had not yet spoken his name out loud.

You dared not tell a soul, and you struggled against your yearning heart while ordinary days passed, colored with a sense that you had lost something not yet found. And then one sleepless night, staring into a darkness whose edges held mysteries, you heard a voice. It said, quite simply, “Come.”

From that moment on, there was no turning back. It was simpler than you had imagined, ceding your heart to this call, and each step in the preparation and journey transpired so easily that all doubt vanished from your mind. The shipwright knew why you were there, and so many had gone before you over the years that a special cabin had now been set aside in his great ship for those traveling across the sea to join the Ringbearer. On the shores of Tol Eressea you were greeted with gentle courtesy by the elves, and without question or enquiry they gave you good lodging for a night, and then food for your journey.

How had your resolve, your confidence, disappeared that day as you finally drew near to him? You have run through a hundred reasons in your mind, many of them with much merit, but in the end the reason does not matter. Approaching Bag End West as twilight fell, you stopped outside to listen to the sound of voices that spilled out of the open windows and touched your heart like rain on dry earth. You yearned to join in, to lift the knocker and make yourself known to him and to those who had been drawn here to be with him, but you could not.

Days passed, and each day at twilight you approached the door again, and stayed a little longer, listening to the conversations that flowed like rivers, and listening for the sound of his voice. Yet each day you turned back, still silent, finding much contentment in being so close. While the conviction grew in your mind that this was exactly the right place for you, the longer you waited, the harder it became to make yourself known. From a distance you heard his voice, and watched him in the garden, and grew to know many of those who lived here with him; but still you could not enter.

The elves continued to provide you with lodging, and food, and all the simple comforts you desired. One day, returning confused and a little hurt from another unseen journey to the door of Bag End West, you asked why.

“You belong here.” You looked up, startled. “On Tol Eressea,” the elf continued. “None can take ship to this land unless they are meant to be here. Some go to Bag End West right away, but those are the rare ones. Most, like you, find they cannot, and they live for a while with us, until the time is right for them.”

“But all those lasses!” you cried. “They live with him like…well, like they had lived with him forever! Surely none of them ever felt like this – like they want so much to be there, and yet cannot enter.”

He smiled gently. “Most of them, actually. Only a very few go to live there right away. Most do as you have, and watch from a distance for a while. There is a great mystery about that place that even we do not fully understand, though we have come to know it’s ways, and the ways of the folk that are drawn towards him. There are many, waiting for the day when they are ready to make themselves known.. ”

“There are others like me? Right now?”

“Oh yes, and some have been here even longer than you. They are as shy of being seen as you are. Some declare themselves content merely to be on the same Isle as Frodo, though they will be drawn towards Bag End West periodically, and many eventually do enter. Some, like you, are waiting for a moment that has not yet come.”

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Time passed, and you witnessed others knock on that door and be welcomed inside, and marveled at the ease with which they became a part of that home you so longed for. Then one day, walking along the path towards the door just at twilight, you saw something you’d never seen before. There was complete silence from inside, and no light shone from any window. Bag End West was deserted.

For a moment you felt panic rise inside you, though you knew no harm could have come to those who lived here on this blessed Isle. You walked slowly along beneath the many windows, where you had not dared walk before, and all were dark and silent. Finally, consumed by curiosity, you pushed gently on the front door. It swung inwards on darkness.

In the safety of that silence, you stepped over the threshold for the first time. The hallway smelled of bread and apples and spices, with a hint of something else keenly felt but unknown to your senses. The quiet enveloped you. You knew the parlor lay to the left, and you knew his bedroom was halfway down the hall to the right. You knew where the kitchen was, and the pantries, and much more about this place. Still, silent, empty and yet filled with a sense of his presence, this was where you had longed to be, and now you were here. You closed your eyes, and breathed deeply, so the memory of the scents would stay with you when you left.

“Hello,” a soft voice said behind you.

Continued...

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Completed...


“Hello,” a soft voice said behind you. You whirled around, a cry of surprise and embarrassment escaping you. He stood in the doorway, his face hidden in the darkness.

You stood frozen, unable to move, unable to speak. Had you waited so long for this moment only to be discovered intruding, like a burglar in the night? The blood rushed to your face, and you longed to escape, but there was no way out except past him, except into his arms.

He took two steps towards you, and the moonlight which had framed him in the doorway now cast its loving light on his features, creating soft shadows and luminous highlights that took your breath away. Up until this moment, you had only seen his countenance in paintings and sketches – looking at him, you knew they had only caught a tiny glimpse of the soul you saw looking out of his eyes.

“Welcome,” he said, taking another step closer. “I am glad you have come. I am sorry you had to come to an empty smial – we’ve been camping, in case you can’t tell.” Only when he mentioned it did you notice the smell of wood smoke, and his dusty knees. “Several of the lasses forgot a few items, and since they’ve been sending the elves scurrying back and forth all week so far, I thought I’d return myself tonight and spare the poor elves one trip, at least. Anyway, the lasses were all sitting around the campfire telling stories about me, if you can imagine it, and it was getting a little embarrassing. Really. I thought perhaps I’d leave them to it, for a while. If I’d known you were coming, I would have made sure to be here sooner.” He smiled, and his smile unlocked your voice.

“No, it’s all right, really. I only came in because I thought you were gone…” Instantly you regretted your choice of words. “I mean…you’re the reason I came…but I was afraid…and you were always busy….and there seemed to be enough lasses already…” You hung your head, stumbling over your words, red with embarrassment.

He took another step towards you, and taking your hand gently in one of his, he covered it with his other, like he was cradling a small bird. “It’s all right,” he said. “More than ever, I want you to know that I am glad you have come. I lived a solitary life for many years, and I never cease to be amazed that this realm seems always to have a special place for each one who comes. Life is very rich when you share your home and heart with so many. You are welcome to join us, if you wish. Now, or later, or once in a while. Or forever.”

“Oh yes,” you said. “Now. And forever. Please.”

His smile was wide and joyous. “I will just get these few things, then, and you will come back with me.”

The long walk with him that night was a memory cherished for years to come. He spoke quietly to you, politely and respectfully, and yet soon he knew as much of your heart as any hobbit ever had. He walked beside you without touching you, except once, when you entered a small clearing, and the trees rose in a circle around you like a canopy, and the moon shone down into its center with a pure white light. He took your hand to stop you, and turning you towards himself, he put one hand to your cheek, and studied your eyes. Then he bent forward to place a gentle kiss on your forehead, and without thought you raised your face towards him, so that light as feathers his lips brushed yours. That was all, and that was enough, and your heart sang.

This night, these moments, were meant to last forever, and too soon as you walked you began to see white shapes in the trees, small tents scattered apparently at random through the woods. You heard a stream bubbling somewhere in the distance, and the long low call of a westvoll told you there must be a lake nearby. You heard the soft sounds of their voices before you saw them, and just as you entered the small clearing, a single voice began to softly sing a love song you remembered from long ago in the Shire. The fire had been large, and the embers burned brightly, illuminating their faces. Suddenly they sensed his presence, and turned as one.

Seeing you with him, several lasses arose and approached you with gentle welcomes, and led you to a seat by the fire. They asked no questions, and required no answers. Frodo sat across from you, on a carved stump that bore letters in a language you could not read, and the firelight danced on his face and in his eyes every time he looked across the glowing embers at you. The stories continued, long into the night, and you did not ever want them to end.

For on this night, when the stars far above were the only roof, and the trees that stretched off into the darkness around you were the only walls, you finally found your home.

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Sporker- Whyever did you wait so long to share your tales with us! Keep writing, girl! I loff it!!

Narya- Major swoon!

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Narya, you have an incredible gift of expressing what we all feel I think..thanks This was beautiful!

Spork, I just read yours...it was wonderful too!!!! wow! you gals are something else.

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Oh Narya. WOW.

pulls Spork from out under her rock

Don't you ever (trout) say you can't (trout) write again! (trout!) I LOFFED it!

Finished the Harem History (phew!!!)

As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful lasses moving through him, a fierce love, the desire of the hearts of Haremites. Then something woke up in him, and he wished to share this passionate affection, and live with these lasses who loved him so. He even felt comfortable with the Orc, who fortunately seemed to be a vegetarian. Suddenly in the parlour fire a flame leapt up - and he thought of how very passionate the lasses all were, and he began to worry if he really could keep them all happy.

He got up trembling. He had less than half a mind to fetch the lamp, and more than half a mind to pretend to, and go and hide behind the beer-barrels in the cellar, and not come out again until all the lasses had gone away. Suddenly he found that the music and the singing had stopped, and they were all looking at him with eyes shining in the dark.
‘Where are you going?’ said Chica.
‘What about a little light?’ said Frodo apologetically.
‘We like the dark,’ said all the lasses, meaningfully. ‘There are many hours before dawn.’
‘Of course!’ said Frodo, and sat down in a hurry. He missed the stool and sat in the fender, knocking over the poker and shovel with a crash.
‘Hush!’ said Gandalf. ‘Let the lasses take their turns!’ And so the lasses began teasing Frodo again. If they had been allowed, they would probably have gone on like this until they were out of breath. But every hobbit has a limit, and Frodo couldn’t bear it any longer. He began to feel a shriek coming up inside, and very soon it burst out like the whistle of an engine coming out of a tunnel.
The lasses, some of themselves quite vocal, lit up cigarettes.
Gandalf struck a blue light on the end of his magic staff, and in its firework glare Frodo could be seen kneeling on the hearth-rug, shaking. One lass fell flat on the floor, and kept calling out ‘BEAUTY!’ over and over again; and that was all they could get out of her for a long time. So they took Frodo and laid him out on the drawing-room sofa, to have a rest before they went back to business.

‘Excitable little fellow,’ said Gandalf, as they sat down again. ‘But he is one of the best, one of the best - as fierce as a dragon in a pinch.’
‘Mmm,’ said the lasses, fanning themselves and comparing hickies.
Ater a while Frodo crept nervously to the door of the parlour. This is what he heard, a lass speaking: “Will he let us stay, do you think? It is all very well to talk about Frodo being fierce, but if he doesn’t agree to let us stay it will kill the lot of us. If it had not been for the sign on the door I should have not have believed he would welcome us so freely. But as soon as I clapped eyes on that beautiful creature on the mat, I had no doubts. He looks more like a Renaissance angel than a hobbit!”
Then Mr Baggins turned the handle and went in. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought hot. As for ‘Renaissance angel’ it almost made him *really* hot.

‘Pardon me,’ he said, ‘if I have overheard words that you were saying. I don’t pretend to understand what you are talking about, or your reference to angels, but think I am right in believing (this is what he called being on his dignity, which was difficult considering he was only half dressed), ‘that you think I am not welcoming of you. I will show you. I have no signs on my door - it was painted a week ago - , but as soon as I saw your pretty faces on the doorstep, I had no doubts. Tell me what it is you want done, and I will try it, if I have to spend all day with you in a bath, or read you stories by the fire, or - ‘ he stopped, noticing the lasses were looking at him with heaving bosoms.
‘I assure you there is a mark on this door,’ one lass explained, more or less coherently. ‘Bachelor Hobbit wants a Harem, plenty of Excitement and reasonable Rewards.’ You can say ‘Total Love God’ instead of ‘Bachelor’ if you like, it’s all the same to us.’
‘Of course there is a mark,’ said Gandalf. ‘I put it there myself. Let’s have no more argument. Frodo, you may (possibly) live to thank me yet. Now fetch the lamp, and let’s have a little light on this!’
On the table in the light of a big lamp with a red shade he spread a piece of parchment with black covers.
‘This is the appointment book,’ he said in answer to the Haremites’ excited questions. ‘It is a plan to keep things organised.’
‘I don’t see that this will help us much,’ said a lass disappointedly after a glance.
‘Why not?’
‘Because it is too small.’
‘It seems a great big book to me,’ gasped Frodo. He was getting excited and interested again (the lasses couldn’t keep their hands off him), so that he forgot to keep his mouth shut.
‘Very well then,’ said Gandalf, ‘how about some ideas or suggestions?’ He turned with politeness to Frodo.
‘First I should like to know a bit more about things,’ said he, feeling all confused and a bit shaky inside, but so far still determined to go on with things. ‘I mean about the appointments and all that, and who I belong to, and so on and further.’
‘Bless me!’ said one of the lasses. ‘Didn’t you hear our song? And haven’t we been talking about all this for hours?’
‘All the same I should like it all plain and clear,’ said Frodo obstinately, putting on his business manner (which is very difficult to do when one is affected by physical desire) and yet doing his best to appear hot and attractive and exciting and live up to Gandalf’s recommendation.
‘O very well,’ said Pearl. ‘Long ago we read about your adventures with the One Ring, and then we saw films about it - we’ll explain those later - and we found each other on the Net. So we decided we wanted to live with you here and make you happy. You belong to all of us, and us to you. We had another site, but that was attacked by a dragon. The few of us that escaped sat and wept in hiding, and cursed those that did not understand, and then we unexpectedly found another site.’

‘Thank you,’ said Gandalf. ‘I must say, I’m not used to such brevity in an explanation. So what do you say, Frodo? These lasses have come from far away to be with you, and you will get to know them.’
‘Well,’ said Frodo, after a long pause. ‘Er.. I’ll give it a try. What about bed and an early night?’

The hobbit had to find room for them all, and filled all his spare-rooms and made beds on chairs and sofas before he got them all stowed and went to his own bed very tired, but not altogether unhappy. One thing he did make his mind up about was to get up very early and cook everybody’s breakfast. He was not now quite so sure that he was going to see these lasses off in the morning.
As he lay in bed he could hear Gandalf humming to himself in the best bedroom next to him:

Far over the misty mountains cold
From dungeons deep and caverns old
They came away ere break of day
To find the hobbit they longed to hold.

Frodo went to sleep with that in his ears (among other things) and it gave him extremely pleasant dreams. It was long after the break of day when he woke up. He realised he felt happy to have a Harem in Tol Eressea. He felt loved and fortunate. And the Haremites had no objections at all.

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(((Stormy!!!)))

Meryl: Thanks for dropping by. I'm glad you're all having fun….no….really….

Well, I'm still a 100% muse free zone I'm afraid (despite Quicksilver's wonderfully inspiring pictures) but I'm loving everyone else's creative endeavours

Peachy: It just kept getting better! If we're choosing hoods, I'd like mine to be some sort of truly outrageous colour to celebrate the fact that, on BEWTE at least, we don't have to plan our wardrobes around black. And I play the flute - I always wanted to play the flute! Mind you, even with a Haremite's capacious bosom I'm not sure how we're supposed to conceal one about our person

Niph: I always forget that I Sing the Body Electric came from Fame. It's so unlike everything else on the soundtrack. Great work - if Elbereth doesn't have a New Year's Honours List, she darn well should have!

Narya: Lovely tale. Myself, I'm afraid I targeted the Harem like a heat-seeking missile. Given the amount of combusting undies in the place, Frodo never stood a chance!
Mel: Fondling his pipe, eh? What a tease
Spork: What can I say except "yummy"
Daisy: But you're not a lurker any more, are you?
Queenie: Oooh - trivia quiz at the KC Hoot? I loff trivia quizzes.

A belated Happy Anniversary to Elanorh and a belated Happy Birthday to Elvellon

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*Nivina comes out of the woods and sits down by the campfire, exhausted*

RL can be ...(*censored*)... sometimes. It's fine to be here at last!

Good luck to you, Ellin!

((((Elanorh)))))

(((((Peachy))))) You truly have a gift! Awesome writing! I guess I will never look the same at "The Hobbit" again. (Yes, you can interpret that in at least two ways.)

((((Lily, Spork, Narya, Niphy, Mel and Maeglian))))- you all make me swoon endlessly! I bow to all the talents in here (and I'm sure I forgot to mention some of you)

Meryl- thank you for your lovely info on the camping activities! I'm surely not the only one who's envying you all.

(I'll try to bring on some creative writing by myself soon... )

Hmmm...Marshmallows...

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