Peachy
The Peachmeister
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Horny, hellbound and happy in the Harem with Meryl Marie
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(((Filk empress Niphy))), I should have known you'd filked those songs. Now my heart hurts!
HP is wonderful, I finished the book yesterday. So hard not to post spoilers..
Welcome back, campers! We missed you! I’ve just plundered the Silmarillion – Of Thingol and Melian. Sorry, Tolks.
Of Hobbit and Harem
Frodo was a Baggins, of the race of the Hobbits. He dwelt in the gardens of the Shire, and among all his people there were none more beautiful than Frodo, nor more wise, nor more likely to cause enchantment. It is told that the Haremites would leave their works, and their chores and their business, that they were silent with awe and the chatter ceased to flow, when at the lowering of the sunlight Frodo walked in the Shire.
His friends went always with him, and he enjoyed their songs; and he loved the deep shadows of the great trees. He was akin after the World was made to Beauty itself; and in that time when the Dark Lord was defeated beside the mountain of Orodruin he departed from the Shire and came to Valinor, and there he filled the silence of Tol Eressea before the dawn with his voice and his laughter.
Now when his journey was at its end, as has been told, the lasses of the Harem lamented long in the Shire, beyond the River Brandywine; but at that time many of the Haremites still lived unknowing of each other, in those regions that were afterwards named the Northern and Southern Hemisphere. Many, hoping to share their sorrow, went often through the great forums to seek out kindred spirits in the dwellings of the Net; and it chanced on a time that they came alone to the starlit wood of Tol Eressea, and there suddenly saw Bag End West. Then an enchantment fell on them, and they stood still; and afar off beyond the voices of the stars they heard the voice of Frodo, and it filled all their heart with wonder and desire. They forget then utterly all their people and the purposes of their minds, and following the voice under the shadow of the trees they passed deep into Tol Eressea and were lost.
But they came at last to a glade open to the stars, and there Frodo stood and looked at them, and the light of Aman was in his face.
He spoke no word; but being filled with love the Haremites came to him and took his hands, and straightway a spell was laid on them, so that they stood thus while long hours were measured by the wheeling stars above them; and the trees of Tol Eressea rustled in the dark before they spoke any word.
Thus other folk who sought him found him not, and Frodo took the hands of the Harem and departed, as is told hereafter. The Harem came never again across the sea to the Shire so long as he lived, and Frodo returned not thither while their realm together lasted; but there sometimes came among them the Istari Gandalf and Gorbag the Orc, friends of the Harem who knew the lasses before they came to Bag End. In after days Frodo became a hobbit renowned, and his lasses were all the Harem of BEWTE; the Sisters they were named, the Beloved, the princesses of the smial, and the Squire was he, Iorhael in the tongue of that land. And Frodo was their lord, fairer than any child of Middle-earth; and their hidden smial was in Tol Eressea, of the Undying Lands, in Valinor. Much adoration the Harem gave to Frodo, who was himself considered great among the Eldar; for he alone of all the Fellowship had seen with his own eyes the Lidless Eye in the day of its evil, and hobbit though he was of the Shire, he was not accounted among the hobbits, but with the Elves of the light, for he was a Ringbearer.
And the love of Frodo and the Harem was great, for as far as the Haremites were concerned, he was in the world the fairest of all the Children of Iluvatar that was or shall ever be.
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Coveting in the LUST PALACE!!!! - Eldalieva.
The soul of The Two Towers is in Frodo's anguished face. - Russell Swensen, LA Weekly.
O! Gil-Galad was a poncy king
Of him the jesters madly sing
The last whose realm had vodka free
Between the mountains and the sea... - Jussacgirl, LOTR Big Brother.
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06-22-2003 12:14 PM
but I played the cute-little-Brit card and the bus driver let me on without paying anymore 
but its absolutely beautiful! Thanks Peachy!!! You really have a way of adapting your writing to the styles of so many different writers.
What were you trying to do, match in print the number of words spoken at the hoot? 
06-23-2003 11:33 AM
