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Hewene
He is bound to me, and I to him

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quote:
Originally posted by Narya Celebrian
Are there any of us who could resist the creamy goodness?
Not around here!!!

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Elevensies
Raised by a cup of coffee

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Well, I am just shocked and appalled at the smutty innuendo going on in here!

Anyway, a problem I have with the frosting is that it sometimes stiffens too quickly.

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Elevensies!

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Narya Celebrian
Pondering

Registered: Sep 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Elevensies
Anyway, a problem I have with the frosting is that it sometimes stiffens too quickly.


This usually means you're beating it too fast.



OOh, I do like to talk about cooking.

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Maeglian
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Registered: Oct 2002
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Yep, a very good way to work up a truly healthy appetite.


Meryl - those were fantastic! ...RAISED cheesecake!?! Yum! I just hadn't completely realized before what "cheesecake" *really* implies. I'm sooo slow. No wonder everyone's got constant cravings.


With advance apologies to Ariel , a few brief closing language remarks:

"Frodon Sacquet" - sounds like some wonderful fragrance to me!

Opaline, thank you. The various translated "Bagginses" try to either capture the direct meaning of, or, I suppose, the essence of the name and hobbit:

Beutel means purse or bag, Sækker means sacks or bags, and Lommelun, - well - "lomme" means pocket and "lun" means warm and cozy. So I guess the Norwegians get the prize for straying furthest from the original.

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Talagawen
Harp happy

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: In the funny farm, where else?
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quote:
Lils, Frodo's been tutoring me on the mandolin. I like the music okay, but the best thing is how he has to lean over me from behind to show me the fingering.

Either that or showing him how to play. "No, Frodo, you pluck the strings like this..."


By the look on Aragorn's face, I'd guess he didn't want vanilla! *giggle*


Hobmom - YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!! Please keep it up


quote:
"Frodon Sacquet" - sounds like some wonderful fragrance to me!

Ummmm..... sounds yummy, where do I get some?

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Aratlithiel
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quote:
Originally posted by Maeglian
My major worry surrounding that scene is that the orcs will come across as corny rather than vicious, as comic relief rather than dangerous and violent. That could be a serious angst-remover. Look how all the angst trickled away from the "Meat's back on the menu, boys" scene in TTT!



MY major worry is that it will be one more excuse for Sam to stop Frodo from putting on the Ring. I mean, really - can the guy resist by himself just ONCE?! (And yes, I know there is no temptation to put on the Ring as Tolkien wrote the scene, but...)

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queen2120
Royal Haremighty & White Tree Wench

Registered: Apr 2002
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quote:
Boromir: Cream Horns
ROTFLMRAO
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Hobmom, Oh I love you.
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Narya, Toys r Us was Sold Out~ I kind of was not surprised.
I went to Kay-Bee, they had none either, but what was wierd is they has a bunch of FOTR Striders, Ringrwaiths, and Frodo with squeezie thigh sword action. for 5.99 each.
The FOTR AF's are way cooler in the fact that you get more goodies with the figures! I had never seen them before. The Aragorn had a torch, among other things, and the Frodo has this cool ringwraith reveal stand. Aragorn was just too ugly to buy, but I got the Frodo and Ringwraith.
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*wonders how much fun a lass could have coating the squire in petite four frosting. Or ganache.... oh the possibilities!
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Narya Celebrian
Pondering

Registered: Sep 2002
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quote:
Narya, Toys r Us was Sold Out~ I kind of was not surprised.


I'm not surprised either - but thanks so terribly much for trying!!

Haremites are the nicest people!

quote:
Frodo with squeezie thigh ... action


Two hours and I'm on holidays for a week! Holidays, Frolidays, Frolidays with whipped cream and cherries, Happy Frolidays with sweet lickable icing...

Yup. High time for a holiday too, apparently.

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Spork
Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!

Registered: Sep 2002
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ROFL! I have been *roaring* here! You gabby broads slay me!

Hobmom: Waaah! Doncha just want to take him in your arms and hold him?! Oh, the aaaaannngggsssttt!!

Went grocery shopping today & bought marshmallows
Took them home, stuck one on a fork, and roasted it over the stove! The electric stove

Yeah, I'm a college student, how could you tell?!

Edit: Ariel!! Naughty!! My, my, my....
I just love how we can make something so innocent as cooking so fraught with innuendo!! *fans self*

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Ariel
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Registered: Feb 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Narya Celebrian
OOh, I do like to talk about cooking.


Definitely....

Well, Ele, if you are beating it, of course it is going to stiffen too quickly! You have to whip up frosting with nice even strokes, going the full length of the bowl, up and down with skill but not too much gusto. After all, you have to make sure it stays firm long enough to do you some good!



Oh, Cion - definitely the promised land! I might have talked with your Dad's friend too. We had a very good talk given to us in the main hall by Peter Pinchot (a marvellous speaker) about the foundation and his hopes for quality deer management on the family's acreage. Truly great stuff.

And then we went to the falls and all I could imagine was Frodo bathing naked in the rising mists and it was just ALL over for me...



Ariel

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Faramir IS Blackavar!

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No one's tried this frosting stuff with a Frodoll, have they? Have they, Gandalf?

In the calm before the RotK storm, I had forgetten how gorgeous Frolijah was. Now I am reminded just how much PJ fills the screen with him. Never have I seen an actor survive extreme close-up so well. *Swoons* Thanks Hobmom!

Poor Viggo. That teaser poster isn't yet a month old and already he's been abused by Photoshop. There's a manip out there with an Elvis face and 50's-style microphone -- The King has returned!

thankfully no Christian manips yet ...

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Cionaudha
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I'm still kinda fond of the old Elvensmith manip.

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queen2120
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Ariel, that is so purty! Now snap out of it and give Chica your flight info asap!
You too Goldie.
You can slap me an call me a Be-yach at the Hoot!

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Hewene
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Oh, Hobmom, I meant to say: LOVELY screencaps. I especially like #5 and #7. Hoo mama! Angsty and gorgeous!

Ariel -- uh, interesting photomanip....

Now we wants ROTK pics!!!!!!

Hewene

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Frodo: "He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam, but they did."


I don't care about character arc or dramatic tension or anything. I just want a naked Fro. - Anais

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Catta
Psychedelic, apparently

Registered: May 2003
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I just haven't felt like posting for the past two days. I'm not sure I can compete with all the experienced pervs here But I think I'm going to enjoy the upcoming frenzies, if what's been going on today is any judge

Peachy's Frodoll diaries have been great I've been reading Pride and Prejudice, and the parody you did has increased my pleasure with this book immeasurably. I didn't like Emma (sorry to anyone who does; I just couldn't get into it) but I like P&P much better. Go figure. . . .

I've taken French for the past two years. I was forced to study Spanish in snippets all through elementary school . . . probably why I decided to take French instead! I know just enough to get the gist of written french.

Another capper! Just what I need . . . I'm never going to get anything done now. I'm going to learn to do that one day. . . . so I'll get even less done!

Oh, poor Aragorn He really needs a wash now . . .

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Sweet is the sight of his big blue eyes. He's lots cuter than other guys! Sweeter than Bloom or Monaghan, he may be small but he's still my man!

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Elenya
Lover of Sam and Frodo

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quote:
and Frodo with squeezie thigh sword action. for 5.99 each.

Queenie!!!! *squeals* I haven't been able to get those cute little squeezable thighs. Would it be possible for you to get me one and give him to Ghyste at the Hoot??? Pretty please. Hopeful Smiley™

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Well, Ele, if you are beating it, of course it is going to stiffen too quickly! You have to whip up frosting with nice even strokes, going the full length of the bowl, up and down with skill but not too much gusto. After all, you have to make sure it stays firm long enough to do you some good!

Ariel You are such a perv Love the photo manip.

Erendis, any chance of a link to the Elvis RotK poster?

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Pearl
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Registered: Mar 2002
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Hobmom's Screencaps, Ariel's Photomanip
My Renaissance Hobbit Boy lives forever in my heart.

Oh, and yum. Yummy yum yum.

Comments on frosting, beating, stiffening etc.
Ladies, I am shocked and appalled.

Narya!!!! What's got into you?! I love it.

A bit of Harem History ...
Remember when you all started writing vignettes? Who wrote the first? Was it Stormyday? Anyway, the vignette-writing thing began in earnest in spring 2002 and it really cheered me up, after the aggro on the old thread in January of that year.

I found a vignette of Elda's this morning, from Feb 2003. Here's an excerpt, I hope you don't mind, Elda.

From Elda's 'Made for Sleep':

He is lying face-down with his right cheek resting against the white pillow and his mouth is in a soft pout and his lips are just barely parted. And his dark curls are in disarray against his fair forehead and against that cloud-white pillow. His arms are bent at the elbows and his right arm is thrown over his head while his left hand is hidden beneath the pillow. And his right leg is straight but his left leg is bent at the knee and canted upwards, a very comfortable way to spend an August afternoon made for sleep.

Now the interesting thing is that the sheets beneath him are so very white that his skin looks almost honey-colored against it, no not really like honey, but like honey mixed with a bit of cream, as if he’s not really a living thing at all but some wonderful confection laid out on a bed of linen. And if you leaned forward a little you would just be able to detect his soft scent, like honey and cream and a bit of linden, that warm, sweet smell of him, always a little heavier in sleep, especially on a hot day. And if you reached your arm out you would just be able to trace your hand over the smooth curve of his back, as warm as toast and as soft as velvet. And if you got up from this chair and knelt over him you would just be able to rest your cheek between his shoulder blades and feel the rise and fall of his breath and listen to his heart beat. And if you did none of those things, not one of them, you could sit here for who knows how long, until all light is gone from the room, you could just sit here and watch him sleep.

So hot it was today that the windows are thrown wide open, and that fresh seabreeze that you felt in the garden finds its way into the room, stirring the heavy air. It moves like a spirit from the window, across the room, past the hearth where a fire would be blazing if it were winter, across the bed and over him, and to you. And as it passes over him you watch a ripple of gooseflesh raise on his back but it is not enough to wake him. And how extraordinary it is that you can know him as well as you do, inside and out, in fact, and yet still be utterly fascinated by an innocent shiver of goosebumps on his skin.

Another breeze comes through the window, a little stronger than the first and oh, but that’s chilly! you think, and you notice a white sheet folded at the foot of the bed. And even though you came in here to wake him, dinner is still quite a way off, you reason, and why should he be awakened by a chill draft? And so quietly, quietly, you reach down and lift the sheet and lay it over him, up to his shoulders. And you sit back in your chair and watch as the sheet settles down slowly, and when it is completely settled you can just make out the shape of his body beneath it, and the curve of his back and his left leg, bent at the knee and canted upwards.

And oh, what a wonder he is. And oh, how you adore him.

You stay in your chair for a while and then you rise from it and you sit down on the floor at the side of his bed. You lay your arm on the bed and you lay your head upon your arm and you are eye-level with him, or you would be if his eyes were open. And now you do touch him, just to pass your hand over his hair, as soft as spun silk as it glides through your fingers.

And oh, how beautiful he is. And oh, how you love him.

From outside this room and down the hall, from the dining-room comes the soft bell-like ringing of plates as they are set out on the table, and plates? plates? you think, plates seeming somehow more suitable for a winter supper than the end of this hot day when one should be sitting on the lawn and eating out of a basket. And tomorrow we will have a picnic, you think, but that is tomorrow and tonight there is Frodo, sleeping underneath his white sheet with his mouth in a soft pout and his lips just barely parted.

And finally you raise your head and you close the distance between you and you kiss him, very softly, and you kiss him again, and again until he stirs and takes a deep breath and his mouth curves into a smile against yours. And you open your eyes and see that his eyes are open and they are lavender in the soft blue twilight of this room.

“Is it very late?” he asks drowsily.

“It is dinner-time,” you answer.

“Oh,” he says, and he turns on his back and puts his left arm over his head along with his right and stretches lazily, like a cat who has been sunning himself in a window all afternoon. “I only meant to sleep for an hour or so, but it was so hot!” he says.

“It was much too hot to do anything else,” you say.

“Well,” he says. “August afternoons are made for sleep.”

“Yes,” you answer with a smile. “They are.”


PS. Aragorn is freakin' hot.

PPS. And so is Frodo.

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Hewene
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Queenie, could you get me a squeezie-thigh Frodo AF, too? I never was able to get one here in Ohio! Pretty please? And how convenient that I'll be seeing you in just a few days so I could get it from you!

Now if I just can figure out where I'll get orc-armoured Fro before next June....

Hewene

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I don't care about character arc or dramatic tension or anything. I just want a naked Fro. - Anais

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Chica Chubb
Or Cheeker, as they say in Boston

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I've got old Squeezie-thighs (the one who's anatomically correct ) but I still don't have a light-up-sword Fro. Anybody who spots one, anywhere anytime, I'll make it worth your while. I haven't yet mastered the art of ebay-ing. I fear if I did my already beleaguered checkbook would fall over and die.

queenie, have you fallen in love with Frodoll yet? It's only a matter of time....

Mmmm, Pearl, thanks for reprinting that.

Not being much of a baker, I really appreciate all the tips on getting a good do on fro-sting!

WONDERFUL screencaps and photo manips!

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As fair as an elf-child, and gentle and kind,
Yet as brave as a warrior, with a high and deep mind. --
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Bag End to Rivendell 90/458 miles

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Hewene
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but I still don't have a light-up-sword Fro. Anybody who spots one, anywhere anytime, I'll make it worth your while.
Oh, Chica! Wish I'd known! There were tons of them here last time I looked (at my local Wal-Mart). I'll check, and if there are still any of them about, I will absolutely grab one for you!

Hewene

edit: OME!!! They now have back issues of the Official Fan Club Magazines for sale to Members Only --- and they want $45 freaking dollars!!!!! for Issue #1!!!!! The others are $30 each! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!

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I have FOTR Strider action figure. Did not want him at first - he is quite ugly, although much like dirty and worn Strider should be. But I broke down and bought him when I saw that he comes with the broken sword. Now he is standing on my shelf: torch in one hand, shards of Narzil in the other - Pure!Book!Canon!Strider!

Peachy, the diaries are a Hoot!

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OME!!! They now have back issues of the Official Fan Club Magazines for sale to Members Only --- and they want $45 freaking dollars!!!!! for Issue #1!!!!! The others are $30 each! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!
Hmmm, let's see... I paid $100 for my 3 year membership to the Fan Club...which means if I had not joined when I did I could now get...three mags for the same $100. Wow! And I thought I would be kicking myself for spending that money!

Issue #1 costs more, naturally, because it has Frodo on the cover!

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"Frodon Sacquet" - sounds like some wonderful fragrance to me!

I'm - just - imagining - him - starring - in - the - commercials - for - it .................

KERTHUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Merly - oohhhh, Velvet Cake indeed. I'd never heard of it, but it sounds frightfully befitting.

The icing could be given a herringbone tweed pattern, Elda.

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Hewene comes in humming happily. Has had a *very* relaxing, yet productive day. Worked out, went downtown to this crazy store to buy small Hoot welcome gifties, got yummy stuff for dinner, went to a used children's stuff store and found a quilted snow suit that *just might* work to transport HALFling in, and then stopped at her local Wal*Mart, and snagged the last.... well let's just say that, after wracking her poor little brain, Hewene has finally found a small gift for the Hoot Goddess (and yes, Cheeker, it's a GIFT!)

I'm beginning to worry what I'm going to do when $45 dollars starts sounding like not that much money for a Fan Magazine. Because it's really ridiculous, and I *do* have this new car payment now....

Hewene

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