Pearl
Clueless Brit

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: A beauteous Halfling's Harem
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Oh, how I worship thee, screencap goddess! 
SPOILER TALK - highlight to read
I would be irritated by the thought of Frodo falling over yet AGAIN and screaming like a big girl's blouse yet AGAIN were it not for the fact that this is SHELOB coming up behind him and by Eru who wouldn't bloody scream.
Shelob is going to really really really freak me because I am such a severe
arachnophobe. I've always found her a horrific monster ...
There is something unearthly about Frodo in these amazing pictures. Unearthly.
Hewene, I'm too tired to think very deeply, but I would just want to
thank New Line for such a bold poster showing Frodo's great suffering and
heroism: for showing Frodo in his true beauty. With grateful thanks from the Frodo-Fans of Khazad-dum.com. 
Howzat? 
I don't think it should be signed from Frodo's Harem. It just sounds
bloody WEIRD to people who don't know what we're all about. They have to
get to know us to understand that while this place IS hormonally charged
(ain't no use denying it ),
the focus of our devotion is much more than just the physical beauty of Frodo/Frolijah.
As is evident from our awed reaction to this graphic image of a suffering,
dehydrated hobbit. 
On a happier note, I'm always keen to spread chocolate on the Renaissance Angel Hobbit, bagendbabe. Mmm, yum. 
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'Instead of a Dark Lord you will have a HOBBIT! Dark-curled,
yes, as swirls of Galaxy ripple! Swoonier than the depths of the abyss! Hotter
than the Cracks of Doom! All shall love me and turn to goo!' Niphredil
"In short," Clarissa continued ... "dear Amelia nearly
ask'd, why it is, that this fairest and most amiable of Beings, should at
his Time of Life, remain a Virgin."
"Indeed," quoth Seleta, "that would be a blunt Question, and I am most grateful, Madame, that you did not ask it." Frodo Hill: Memoirs of a Young Hobbit of Pleasure
'Everybody needs a God who looks like them, Lily.' The Secret Life of Bees
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