Frodo really shouldn’t have eaten that
nineteenth apple.
Limerick of the Day
The orchard's in full summer flower
With the fruits falling down in a shower
Have a taste and a slurp
or a lick and a burp,
it's what Fro and I do every hour.
Welcome to the Orchard! Wander through the lush grass, climb into a hammock, or lie under a leafy tree with some apples, strawberries and your favourite hobbit.
I’m a Tolkien fan and a hobbit fanfic writer. I write a bit of everything – poetry, parody, vignettes, filks, a little slash, even limericks. On LiveJournal I’m aussiepeach.
You may wonder which way I go with hobbit porn. Well, I’m a swinger, baby. Het, of course, is Heterosexual Erotic Tantalization. Slash is Sickening Lust And Shameless Homoerotica. Whatever yer fancy!
Click on the pictures below to reach the individual pages. At any page in the site, click on the link at the bottom to take you back to the index pages or to this, the main page.
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characters, I just love them and make no money out of them. |
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Erotic fiction. If you’re not into male/male sex, or you are not 18 years or over, please don’t click on these stories. If you ignore this warning and read something that squicks you, tough bikkies! | This links to a list of my favourite het and slash hobbit porn fics. Yay! Please note the age restrictions. |
