Frodo
Got Back
(filk to Baby Got Back)
I like Fro’s tush and I cannot lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when he walks in with those breeches on
And that sweet thing in your face
You are sprung
Let me be upfront
We all notice that lovely butt
Deep in the pants he's wearing
We’re hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby we wanna get with ya
And frame that picture
The Haremites tried to warn me
But with that butt you got me so horny
Ooh, I love all that smooth skin
It’s finer than your average Benz
So use me, use me cause I ain't your average groupie
I've seen him dancin'
I’m thinkin’ romancin'
When he’s wet, he’s got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average Haremite and ask her that
She loves Frodo from front to back, so
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Has that hobbit got the tush (hell yeah)
We can’t shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, our love for his lovely butt
Frodo got back
(LA face with Shire booty)
So your boyfriend rolls a Honda
Kicks butt like a man from Gondor
But Gondor ain't got a motor in the back of his Honda
The Harem don't want none unless you've got buns hon
Frodo got back!