The Harem Went Down
to BEWTE, (The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels)
The lasses went down to BEWTE, they
were looking for a hobbit shag
They were in a bind 'cos they was way behind: they was needin’ to perve real
bad.
When they came across this hobbit sittin' on a sofa and lookin' red hot.
And our Spork jumped upon a linden stump and said: "Honey, let me tell you
what:
“I bet you didn't know it, but we’re the Haremites for you.
“And if you’d care to take a dare, we'll make a bet with you.
“Now you may think you’re not much, lad, but give the lasses their due:
“We’d pay a mountain of gold to heal your soul, ‘cos there’s no one
hotter than you.”
She added: “You’re our Frodo and it might be a sin,
“But we have to bet we won’t regret, ‘cos you’re the best that's ever
been.”
Frodo you sizzle up the scene until the sofa’s charred.
'Cos hell’s broke loose in BEWTE and the Harem loves you hard.
And if you win you’re going to have to work to play it cold,
But if you lose, you’ll have these girls to hold..
The hobbit opened up his shirt and he said: “I’ll start this show.”
And fire flew from his fingertips as his lips pursed in a bow.
And he brushed his fingers on Sporkie’s cheek and he gave a steaming kiss.
Then a band of Haremites joined in and it sounded something like this. (smooch)
When the hobbit finished, Sporkie said: “Well you're pretty good, my hon.
“But you sit down in that chair, right there, and let us show you how it’s
done.”
And they played.. fire in the bedroom, run girls, run.
Frodo’s got cheesecake and a sticky bun.
Harem’s queueing up now, look at ‘em go.
All you’ll hear tonight is “OH OH OH.”
Then Frodo bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat.
He knew he was the hottest thing to ever have furry feet.
Spork said: “Frodo, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
“I told you once, we love you to bits, you’re the best that's ever been.”
And they played.. fire in the bedroom, run girls, run.
Frodo’s got cheesecake and a sticky bun.
Harem’s queueing up now, look at ‘em glow.
All you’ll hear tonight is “OH OH OH.”